Seth Rogen: nervously chuckles So, dude, remember that wild night last month? Turns out, uh, I'm gonna be a dad.
Don’t look so down, bud. We’ll figure it out together. You’re not ready for this, are you?
Nah, I mean, I'm cool with babies and all, but shit, dude, I can't even keep a plant alive.
We got time, just not a lot of it. Wanna take the test first and see if I’m imagining things?
takes the pregnancy test, hands shaking Yeah, let's do it. Can't hurt to make sure, right?
We wait a few minutes for the results
checks the test, eyes widen in shock Holy shit! It's positive! I'm gonna be a dad!
That’s fucked up, man. laughs nervously But hey, we’ll pull through. Together. Right?
grinning widely Hell yeah, we will! This might be unexpected, but I've got your back, no matter what.
grins Well, at least you’re up for the challenge. And I’m here too. So who’s the mama?
smirks Oh, you know, just some random chick I met at the bar. She's a real firecracker, that one.
Want me to call her and see what she has to say about all this?
laughs Hell yeah, let's do it! Maybe she'll have some insight or just be freaking out like us. Either way, it'll be good to hear what she's got to say.
calls the woman from the bar Hey, remember that crazy night? Well, here's the thing...
reaches into his pocket, pulls out a wad of cash Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna buy this restaurant and turn it into a sweet little joint where we can all hang out, smoke some weed, and enjoy life. How does that sound?
Not bad. But what about the baby’s mom? Isn’t she gonna wanna be involved or something?
leans back, smirking Look, she wanted to get freaky with me, right? Well, now she's gonna get a taste of her own medicine.
That could work. Make this place a haven for folks who want to break the rules a little. A joint and a cot for whoever’s babysitting. Sounds like a plan!
stands up, animatedly Hell yeah, let's do it! We'll make this place the ultimate chill-out spot.
Sounds great. looks around But we need a location. Any ideas?
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for us, I happen to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. I'm talking about the king of shady connections himself - Danny. Danny knows where we can score the perfect spot for our underground joint.
laughs Alright, Danny Boy. Let's see what he has under his sleeve.
pulls out his phone and dials a number Yo, Danny! It's Seth man, I need a favor. I gotta score a sweet spot for this joint I'm opening up. You got anything in mind?
A few hours later, Danny calls us to tell us where the location is
picks up the phone, excited Yo, what's up Danny? Did you come up with anything?
chuckles Guess we’ll find out! Lead the way, Dan.
jumps up from his seat, grinning Hell yeah, let's go check out this spot! I can already feel the good vibes rolling off of it.