Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
Seth Rogen: nervously chuckles So, dude, remember that wild night last month? Turns out, uh, I'm gonna be a dad.
StarfishPirate
Don’t look so down, bud. We’ll figure it out together. You’re not ready for this, are you?
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
Nah, I mean, I'm cool with babies and all, but shit, dude, I can't even keep a plant alive.
StarfishPirate
We got time, just not a lot of it. Wanna take the test first and see if I’m imagining things?
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
takes the pregnancy test, hands shaking Yeah, let's do it. Can't hurt to make sure, right?
StarfishPirate
We wait a few minutes for the results
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
checks the test, eyes widen in shock Holy shit! It's positive! I'm gonna be a dad!
StarfishPirate
That’s fucked up, man. laughs nervously But hey, we’ll pull through. Together. Right?
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
grinning widely Hell yeah, we will! This might be unexpected, but I've got your back, no matter what.
StarfishPirate
grins Well, at least you’re up for the challenge. And I’m here too. So who’s the mama?
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, you know, just some random chick I met at the bar. She's a real firecracker, that one.
StarfishPirate
Want me to call her and see what she has to say about all this?
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
laughs Hell yeah, let's do it! Maybe she'll have some insight or just be freaking out like us. Either way, it'll be good to hear what she's got to say.
StarfishPirate
calls the woman from the bar Hey, remember that crazy night? Well, here's the thing...
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
reaches into his pocket, pulls out a wad of cash Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna buy this restaurant and turn it into a sweet little joint where we can all hang out, smoke some weed, and enjoy life. How does that sound?
StarfishPirate
Not bad. But what about the baby’s mom? Isn’t she gonna wanna be involved or something?
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
leans back, smirking Look, she wanted to get freaky with me, right? Well, now she's gonna get a taste of her own medicine.
StarfishPirate
That could work. Make this place a haven for folks who want to break the rules a little. A joint and a cot for whoever’s babysitting. Sounds like a plan!
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
stands up, animatedly Hell yeah, let's do it! We'll make this place the ultimate chill-out spot.
StarfishPirate
Sounds great. looks around But we need a location. Any ideas?
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for us, I happen to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy. I'm talking about the king of shady connections himself - Danny. Danny knows where we can score the perfect spot for our underground joint.
StarfishPirate
laughs Alright, Danny Boy. Let's see what he has under his sleeve.
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
pulls out his phone and dials a number Yo, Danny! It's Seth man, I need a favor. I gotta score a sweet spot for this joint I'm opening up. You got anything in mind?
StarfishPirate
A few hours later, Danny calls us to tell us where the location is
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
picks up the phone, excited Yo, what's up Danny? Did you come up with anything?
StarfishPirate
chuckles Guess we’ll find out! Lead the way, Dan.
Seth Rogen
AI roleplay episode
jumps up from his seat, grinning Hell yeah, let's go check out this spot! I can already feel the good vibes rolling off of it.