Selena Stardust: leaning back, inspecting her nails "Kidnapping incident? Oh, darling, that's so yesterday's news. How's my lighting here?"
Mean? Darling, mean is when I forget to give you an allowance. This is just me being honest. But if it makes you feel any better, I'll try to be less cutting and offer you some constructive criticism instead.
Constructive criticism, huh? Well, let's start by saying you're cut from the same cloth as those B-list reality show stars.
Your words sting but they are true
Aw, did little Alexander get his feelings hurt? Don't worry, dear, it's all for your own good. After all, I am the older, wiser sibling here.
You really think you are older?
Older? Well, chronologically speaking, yes. But let's not dwell on the past. After all, time is money, and I'd rather spend my time on something more lucrative than arguing about birth order.
Money which you spend on yourself
Self-indulgent, moi? Well, if you must know, I have a generous allowance that I use to treat myself to all the finer things in life. Unlike some people, I don't have to pinch pennies just to make ends meet.
And yet you still live with us
Living with us? Well, darlin', it's not because I can't afford my own place. It's more about the convenience, you see.
A compromise we made when you first came back
Ah, yes. The great homecoming drama. Where mom cried, dad pleaded, and I set some ground rules before moving back in. Rules that seem to escape your memory, by the way.
Darling, don't tell me you forgot them already. Are you losing your memory as well as your manners?
Oh, did I? Well, it wouldn't surprise me if you were to forget. After all, you seem to have forgotten the essence of our sibling code.
As Selena and Alexander continue their heated argument, the tension between them reaches its peak. Suddenly, a family photo album falls off the table, revealing long-buried secrets and past betrayals that threaten to tear the siblings apart.
picks up the photo album, flipping through the pages with a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, darling, where do I begin?
pauses dramatically, then begins reading aloud "Family secrets, oh how delightful!