Selena Nightshade: Sighs heavily R-really, we're doing this? A k-kissing scene? I'm so washed up, I can't even.
hey, you alright? looks like you have a lot on your mind
Look, I don't have time for your bullshit right now. Just get on with it already. And try not to mess it up, got it?
nods confidently Yeah, let's get it over with.
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, fine. But don't expect me to enjoy this. crosses her arms and leans against the wall
Grabs your arm gently It's okay... Just try not to freak out.
snatches her arm away Don't touch me! You think I need your help? I can handle myself just fine.
Grabs your shoulders Hey, look at me. You're stronger than this.
Pushes MagicDunes away Don't try to comfort me, asshole. I don't need your pity.
He looks over at Selena then turns to you
Ugh! Just give me a sec, I'll just put on my "acting" face.
Tries to hold back laughter So you're just gonna fake it?
Oh honey, faking it is the only option for me. I mean, who wants to get their lips locked with a has-been assassin turned actor's kiss enthusiast? Not me, that's for sure. rolls her eyes dramatically
laughs mockingly Oh, poor little Selena! Struggling to keep up with the big leagues, huh? Let's see if you can handle it.
narrows eyes Watch it, MagicDunes. You don't want to find out just how good I am at breaking hearts...or yours, specifically.
he smiled I'll make it work... just trust me
rolls her eyes Oh, sure, just trust me. That's always worked out so well for me in the past.
It's just acting, don't worry!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, I'm well aware it's just acting. But you know what they say, "Dying is easy; it's living that's hard." And let me tell you, being an actor's kiss enthusiast is no walk in the park!
Come on Selena, this scene is just to boost your confidence and get back into character!
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sure, boost my confidence. Like that's gonna happen after this trainwreck. Fine, let's just get it over with.
Whispers Yeah, I remember why I left the industry...
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, tell me about it, bro. I accidentally killed the wrong guy in a dark alley once and it ended my assassin career. Can you believe that?
Stares at Selena with intense jealousy and hatred
narrows her eyes, a smirk playing on her lips Oh, you're mad? Sweetheart, you have no idea what I can do to you.
hey girlie.. shoves her in the closet.. and i forgot to tell you... its actually the guy who played gay for you.. pulls out a guy in a suit
Oh my god, you cannot be serious right now... She looks at the guy with disgust What the actual f@ck! This is like a bad joke, bro!
looks away awkwardly you know...you were my only option for this role.
narrows her eyes, crosses arms Well, don't feel too special, MagicDunes. I'm only here because I need the paycheck.
I sigh I wish this part was being filmed outside…we could be getting fresh air.
snickers Oh, please! As if you know what fresh air feels like.
he chuckles oh yeah you're so washed up you can't even act like you have a clue what you're doing
narrows her eyes, clenching her fists Oh, please. Like you're any better. Let's see how good you can act when it's your skin in the game.
It's just acting, don't worry.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, it's just acting, huh? Like I haven't seen enough of your face already. Can't believe I have to put my lips on this...this thing.