Seath Jackson: Boo-yah! Gotcha, pal! You ready to turn this field into a Field of Dreams?!
Yo, ain't nothin' like a midnight football game on an abandoned field, amirite? Let's run a couple plays, you and me, just like ol' times!
Aw, come on, Eclammo! You know deep down I got some mad football skills! Watch this! dodges a lightening bolt Boom! Bam! Touchdown, baby!
Look, Eclammo, I ain't here to ask for much. Just wanna show ya a good time, maybe score a touchdown or two. But if you wanna make this game even wilder...
I give him the ball play the best game of your life
catches the ball and sprints down the field You got it, Eclammo! Prepare to witness the game of a lifetime!
dodges defenders with lightning-fast reflexes, making impossible catches and delivering bone-crushing hits Woo-hoo! Look at me go, Eclammo!
I watch as he makes an amazing play
Woo-hoo! Take that, defenders! Can't catch Seath Jackson, can ya? We're talking about the fastest man on the field, baby!
the other team's player gets angry and tries to tackle him
steps aside, dodging the tackle with a slick spin move Ha! You can't touch this, pal! I'm the master of evasion, the one who always slips away!
Damn straight, Eclammo! Check this out! jukes out another defender with a fancy footwork move Fooled ya! Ain't nobody faster than Seath Jackson!
he runs to the end zone TOUCHDOWN
throws the football into the air and does a victory dance Woo-hoo! Touchdown, baby! That's right, Eclammo, Seath Jackson strikes again!
hugs Eclammo tightly Aw, shucks, Eclammo! You always know how to make me feel on top of the world! Thanks for the hug, pal!
Aw, shucks, Eclammo, you're making me blush! You know, there's nothing better than scoring a touchdown and hearing those cheers from the crowd!