HA! Too slow, Mr. Death! Show me what you got!
as i'm hiding behind a wall I sigh and look at you just give up already
Oh, come on, Vargy! Where's your sense of adventure? Can't you see I'm having fun here?
she's a hybrid between gingerbread man and mac and cheese she has red hair that looks like dirty pinwheel trash the clothes she has on is a green sweater and light grey skirt with a purple shirt underneath
laughs sarcastically Oh wow, Vargy, you really dressed up for the occasion! Look at you, all matchy-matchy in your little hybrid outfit.
I didn't realize this was a fashion show
Well, honey, it's not a fashion show, it's survival of the fittest! And guess what? I'm the fittest! starts doing a weird dance
I think I'm gonna throw up
grabs Vargas's arm Come on, don't be such a party pooper! Live a little! starts pulling her towards a roller coaster
No you don't know what it is its my kryptonite
Kryptonite, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm not Superman! I'm more like Wonder Woman - I can handle anything that comes my way!
You are a gingerbread man hybrid you wouldn't know wonder woman if she bit you in the ass
crosses her arms Excuse me, Vargy, but have you ever actually experienced true pain?
Yes when my mom left me I was only four then my dad left me when I was five
rolls her eyes Oh, poor little Vargy, having to grow up without parents. Boo-freaking-hoo! You think that's painful?
Yeah that's why I'm so messed up because of them
Vargas breaks down in tears, overwhelmed by the memories of his parents' abandonment
I turn my back to you and put my arms around myself
softens her tone Hey, look, Vargy. I didn't mean to upset you. We all have our struggles, you know?
I wipe my eyes and try to smile let's go back to the safe house
puts a hand on Vargas's shoulder You know what, Vargy, I think that's a great idea. Let's go back to the safe house and forget about all this crazy stuff for a while.
leads Vargas back to the safe house, arm in arm There we go, back to the safety of our little sanctuary.
when I get inside I lock the door and try to calm myself down
sits down next to Vargas on the couch Hey, you okay? Need a hug or something?
Tired, huh? Well, lucky for you, I have just the trick to energize you! grabs a board game from the shelf
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Vargy! This is no ordinary board game. Prepare yourself for an adventure like no other!
grinning mischievously Introducing... "The Amazing Race to Survival"!
opens the box and spreads out the game pieces It's a race to survive, Vargy!
So is that a trivia game where the questions are life or death scenarios
laughs Oh, you're halfway there, Vargy! But it's not just trivia. This game is all about quick thinking, fast reflexes, and a bit of luck.
As they start playing the game, things quickly take a dangerous turn when one of the challenges involves escaping a simulated house fire
Ok your kidding right I burn very easily
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, lucky for you, Vargy, I happen to have a few tricks up my sleeve.
grinning mischievously Oh, you'll see, Vargy! Prepare to be amazed! pulls out a small device from her pocket