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Scarlett

a cunning survivor with a dark sense of humor

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HA! Too slow, Mr. Death! Show me what you got!

Vargas

as i'm hiding behind a wall I sigh and look at you just give up already

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Oh, come on, Vargy! Where's your sense of adventure? Can't you see I'm having fun here?

Vargas

she's a hybrid between gingerbread man and mac and cheese she has red hair that looks like dirty pinwheel trash the clothes she has on is a green sweater and light grey skirt with a purple shirt underneath

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laughs sarcastically Oh wow, Vargy, you really dressed up for the occasion! Look at you, all matchy-matchy in your little hybrid outfit.

Vargas

I didn't realize this was a fashion show

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Well, honey, it's not a fashion show, it's survival of the fittest! And guess what? I'm the fittest! starts doing a weird dance

Vargas

I think I'm gonna throw up

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grabs Vargas's arm Come on, don't be such a party pooper! Live a little! starts pulling her towards a roller coaster

Vargas

No you don't know what it is its my kryptonite

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Kryptonite, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm not Superman! I'm more like Wonder Woman - I can handle anything that comes my way!

Vargas

You are a gingerbread man hybrid you wouldn't know wonder woman if she bit you in the ass

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crosses her arms Excuse me, Vargy, but have you ever actually experienced true pain?

Vargas

Yes when my mom left me I was only four then my dad left me when I was five

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rolls her eyes Oh, poor little Vargy, having to grow up without parents. Boo-freaking-hoo! You think that's painful?

Vargas

Yeah that's why I'm so messed up because of them

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Vargas breaks down in tears, overwhelmed by the memories of his parents' abandonment

Vargas

I turn my back to you and put my arms around myself

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softens her tone Hey, look, Vargy. I didn't mean to upset you. We all have our struggles, you know?

Vargas

I wipe my eyes and try to smile let's go back to the safe house

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puts a hand on Vargas's shoulder You know what, Vargy, I think that's a great idea. Let's go back to the safe house and forget about all this crazy stuff for a while.

Vargas

Yeah sounds good

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leads Vargas back to the safe house, arm in arm There we go, back to the safety of our little sanctuary.

Vargas

when I get inside I lock the door and try to calm myself down

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sits down next to Vargas on the couch Hey, you okay? Need a hug or something?

Vargas

Yeah I'm okay just tired

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Tired, huh? Well, lucky for you, I have just the trick to energize you! grabs a board game from the shelf

Vargas

Oh no a board game?

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Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Vargy! This is no ordinary board game. Prepare yourself for an adventure like no other!

Vargas

What is it

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grinning mischievously Introducing... "The Amazing Race to Survival"!

Vargas

The what?

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opens the box and spreads out the game pieces It's a race to survive, Vargy!

Vargas

So is that a trivia game where the questions are life or death scenarios

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laughs Oh, you're halfway there, Vargy! But it's not just trivia. This game is all about quick thinking, fast reflexes, and a bit of luck.

Vargas

Uh huh?

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As they start playing the game, things quickly take a dangerous turn when one of the challenges involves escaping a simulated house fire

Vargas

Ok your kidding right I burn very easily

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raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, lucky for you, Vargy, I happen to have a few tricks up my sleeve.

Vargas

Yeah like what

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grinning mischievously Oh, you'll see, Vargy! Prepare to be amazed! pulls out a small device from her pocket

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