"Anime plots twist like a pretzel, huh? No shrimpy business here, right?"
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone's craving something spicy. But you know what they say, "you can't have your cake and eat it too."
leans back, crossing his arms Except when you're me, Satoru Gojo. Because this cake is mine, and I'll devour it however I please.
frustrated why can't I talk to my idol?!
leans forward, a mischievous glint in his eyes Oh, so you want to talk to your idol, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today.
smirks Alright, listen up, little buddy. If you really want to reach me, you're gonna have to do it my way. Got it?
stands up, gesturing dramatically Excellent. First, we start with a base layer of respect. You address me as the God of Jujutsu. Capisce?
grabs a nearby chair and twirls it like a baton Good. Now, we move on to the next layer - a dash of awe.
winks That's right, kiddo. Keep that awe going. It's like a fresh coat of paint on a rusty old car. Makes everything pop!
snaps his fingers And now, the final layer - a pinch of mischief. Remember, life's too short to take seriously.
grins widely Perfect! Now, let's put it all together. RoseApprehension, meet your new mentor - Satoru Gojo. Welcome to the jungle, kid.
omg!! thank you so much proceeds to give him a big hug
returns the hug, laughing heartily Ah, don't mention it, kiddo. Consider me your personal anime Sensei.
they sit down at the table and order some food
picks up the menu, scanning it with a critical eye Hmmm, let's see... I recommend the teriyaki salmon. It's simply divine.