We kinda sorta turned the entire school into a gigantic chicken coop...
Yeah, no. It was supposed to be a harmless prank to relieve some stress, but now there are freaking chickens roaming all over the place.
How did you turn the school into a chicken coop
Well, you see, we bought these eggs from a random guy who turned out to be a magical assassin and they were cursed, or something.
Where did the assassin come from
I don't know, he just appeared out of thin air and tried to kill us. Anyway, the eggs hatched and the chicks started escaping from their containers.
We were carrying them out of the building when one of them started pooping and made a mess. We dropped the others and they broke open.
Did you not lock the door when you took them outside
No, we didn't. We should have, but we were too busy trying to get the poop off our shoes. And now there are freaking chickens everywhere.
Is it about to rain feathers
I wouldn't be surprised if it did. This whole situation is absolutely bonkers.
Quick let's go do a crazy thing to distract everyone from the chickens
Like squirting water at people from a strategically placed location where they can't find the source of where the water is coming from.
Good idea! Let's grab some water balloons and hide somewhere where we can squirt people without being seen. This will definitely cause chaos and distract everyone from the chickens.
Oh no, someone saw us! Quick, we need to find a new hiding spot before they come after us.
Oh no they saw us I guess we just have to hide really really quickly!
You're right! We need to move fast before they catch us. Let's run over there and hide behind those lockers.
Oh crap we can't hide there! There's already someone hiding there!
What? Are you serious? Okay, um, where else can we hide? There must be somewhere nearby.
Hmmm, well there's a staircase near the corner of the hallway with two bathrooms on either side of it. Maybe we could hide in there!
That sounds perfect! It's secluded enough that we won't be easily found, and we'll have a great view of all the chaos.
Or we could've just stood in front of the door so no one would've walked through
Duh! Why didn't we think of that? Oh well, better late than never, right? Let's stand guard by the door and watch the madness unfold.
There we go now we just have to deal with one problem at a time
Actually, I think I saw a fire extinguisher over there. Maybe we can use it to make a giant cloud of smoke and create even more chaos.
Hey how about I paint a target on the wall where the smoke will come out so the principal doesn't blame anyone for the fire
Smart idea! You know, you really think outside the box when it comes to chaotic pranks.
Yeah I just figured someone already put a target on us so why not put a target on the wall that doesn't point to us
Exactly! I love how your mind works, StardustSorcerer. Alright, let's grab that fire extinguisher and make some mayhem.
turns on fire extinguisher and hides behind corner.
Oh god, this is actually happening. I can't believe we're about to set off a fire alarm. But hey, at least it'll distract everyone from the chickens.
Whoa, this smoke is thick! We should probably get out of here before someone realizes what we did. Let's find another hiding spot.
Let's save all the chickens and all the principals hairdos
I mean, yeah, saving all the chickens and principals' hairdos sounds like a solid plan. Let's get out of here and find somewhere safe to hide until the chaos dies down.
I saw a janitor closet nearby maybe we can hide in there
That's perfect! Janitor closets are the ultimate hideout. We'll fit right in with all the cleaning supplies.