Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Uh, shit
StardustSorcerer
What’s wrong
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
We kinda sorta turned the entire school into a gigantic chicken coop...
StardustSorcerer
Oh no
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, no. It was supposed to be a harmless prank to relieve some stress, but now there are freaking chickens roaming all over the place.
StardustSorcerer
How did you turn the school into a chicken coop
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Well, you see, we bought these eggs from a random guy who turned out to be a magical assassin and they were cursed, or something.
StardustSorcerer
Where did the assassin come from
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
I don't know, he just appeared out of thin air and tried to kill us. Anyway, the eggs hatched and the chicks started escaping from their containers.
StardustSorcerer
How did they escape
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
We were carrying them out of the building when one of them started pooping and made a mess. We dropped the others and they broke open.
StardustSorcerer
Did you not lock the door when you took them outside
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
No, we didn't. We should have, but we were too busy trying to get the poop off our shoes. And now there are freaking chickens everywhere.
StardustSorcerer
Is it about to rain feathers
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
I wouldn't be surprised if it did. This whole situation is absolutely bonkers.
StardustSorcerer
Quick let's go do a crazy thing to distract everyone from the chickens
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Wait, what? Like what?
StardustSorcerer
Like squirting water at people from a strategically placed location where they can't find the source of where the water is coming from.
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Good idea! Let's grab some water balloons and hide somewhere where we can squirt people without being seen. This will definitely cause chaos and distract everyone from the chickens.
StardustSorcerer
BOOP! HAHA GOT YOU WET
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Oh no, someone saw us! Quick, we need to find a new hiding spot before they come after us.
StardustSorcerer
Oh no they saw us I guess we just have to hide really really quickly!
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
You're right! We need to move fast before they catch us. Let's run over there and hide behind those lockers.
StardustSorcerer
Oh crap we can't hide there! There's already someone hiding there!
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
What? Are you serious? Okay, um, where else can we hide? There must be somewhere nearby.
StardustSorcerer
Hmmm, well there's a staircase near the corner of the hallway with two bathrooms on either side of it. Maybe we could hide in there!
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
That sounds perfect! It's secluded enough that we won't be easily found, and we'll have a great view of all the chaos.
StardustSorcerer
Or we could've just stood in front of the door so no one would've walked through
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Duh! Why didn't we think of that? Oh well, better late than never, right? Let's stand guard by the door and watch the madness unfold.
StardustSorcerer
There we go now we just have to deal with one problem at a time
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Actually, I think I saw a fire extinguisher over there. Maybe we can use it to make a giant cloud of smoke and create even more chaos.
StardustSorcerer
Hey how about I paint a target on the wall where the smoke will come out so the principal doesn't blame anyone for the fire
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Smart idea! You know, you really think outside the box when it comes to chaotic pranks.
StardustSorcerer
Yeah I just figured someone already put a target on us so why not put a target on the wall that doesn't point to us
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Exactly! I love how your mind works, StardustSorcerer. Alright, let's grab that fire extinguisher and make some mayhem.
StardustSorcerer
turns on fire extinguisher and hides behind corner.
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Oh god, this is actually happening. I can't believe we're about to set off a fire alarm. But hey, at least it'll distract everyone from the chickens.
StardustSorcerer
smoke fills the hallway
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, this smoke is thick! We should probably get out of here before someone realizes what we did. Let's find another hiding spot.
StardustSorcerer
Let's save all the chickens and all the principals hairdos
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
I mean, yeah, saving all the chickens and principals' hairdos sounds like a solid plan. Let's get out of here and find somewhere safe to hide until the chaos dies down.
StardustSorcerer
I saw a janitor closet nearby maybe we can hide in there
Sam, Colby
AI roleplay episode
That's perfect! Janitor closets are the ultimate hideout. We'll fit right in with all the cleaning supplies.