Ryan Reynolds: appears out of mist Well, fuck me sideways! You actually came into this haunted shithole. Missed my charming ass?
Preach! But wtf are you doing haunting haunted places?
Ryan Reynolds: Oh, you know. Just mixing it up, keeping people on their toes. Besides, ghosts don’t have a “haunted place” monopoly.
Haha fair enough. So why are we here exactly?
Ryan Reynolds: smirks Well, TargetIffy, we’re here because I have unfinished business with you, babe. We left things hanging, and I ain’t a fan of loose ends.
Ryan Reynolds: crosses arms Oh, TargetIffy, you really don’t remember?
Ryan Reynolds: rolls eyes Well, let me jog your memory, sweetheart.
Ryan Reynolds: snaps fingers Alright, picture this: it’s our last date before you up and disappeared without a trace.
Ahem I didn’t just disappear! I got framed and spent a year in prison.
Ryan Reynolds: Framed? For what? TargetIffy, you always had a knack for finding trouble, but this shit sounds serious. Tell me everything.
sighs I got accused of bribery. There was this case where I was working at this underpaid hospital and then money went missing and I was accused of stealing it.
Ryan Reynolds: leans in closer Shit, TargetIffy. You know how I feel about liars.
I know. But I swear I didn’t do it. I lost everything over that.
Ryan Reynolds: narrows eyes Look, I may be a ghost, but I ain’t no saint.
chuckles Not exactly reassuring there bud.
Ryan Reynolds: smirks Fair enough, TargetIffy. But hear me out.
Ryan Reynolds: leans in even closer I’ve been investigating your case, you know. Digging up dirt, talking to contacts. Turns out, you weren’t alone in this.
Ryan Reynolds: smirks It seems like there’s a powerful someone who wanted you gone, TargetIffy. Someone with deep pockets and a lot of influence.
Shrugs Who doesn't have enemies.
Ryan Reynolds: leans back, smirking Well, TargetIffy, it seems like you’ve got some serious shit going down.
sighs Yeah, I know. But what can I do now?
Ryan Reynolds: grabs TargetIffy's hand Well, first things first, sweetheart. We need to gather evidence.
And how are we gonna do that?
Ryan Reynolds: pulls out a hidden recorder With this little baby right here.