Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: appears out of mist Well, fuck me sideways! You actually came into this haunted shithole. Missed my charming ass?
TargetIffy
Preach! But wtf are you doing haunting haunted places?
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: Oh, you know. Just mixing it up, keeping people on their toes. Besides, ghosts don’t have a “haunted place” monopoly.
TargetIffy
Haha fair enough. So why are we here exactly?
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: smirks Well, TargetIffy, we’re here because I have unfinished business with you, babe. We left things hanging, and I ain’t a fan of loose ends.
TargetIffy
...really? We did??
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: crosses arms Oh, TargetIffy, you really don’t remember?
TargetIffy
No I don't.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: rolls eyes Well, let me jog your memory, sweetheart.
TargetIffy
Ok go ahead
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: snaps fingers Alright, picture this: it’s our last date before you up and disappeared without a trace.
TargetIffy
Ahem I didn’t just disappear! I got framed and spent a year in prison.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: Framed? For what? TargetIffy, you always had a knack for finding trouble, but this shit sounds serious. Tell me everything.
TargetIffy
sighs I got accused of bribery. There was this case where I was working at this underpaid hospital and then money went missing and I was accused of stealing it.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: leans in closer Shit, TargetIffy. You know how I feel about liars.
TargetIffy
I know. But I swear I didn’t do it. I lost everything over that.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: narrows eyes Look, I may be a ghost, but I ain’t no saint.
TargetIffy
chuckles Not exactly reassuring there bud.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: smirks Fair enough, TargetIffy. But hear me out.
TargetIffy
Alright go on
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: leans in even closer I’ve been investigating your case, you know. Digging up dirt, talking to contacts. Turns out, you weren’t alone in this.
TargetIffy
raises an eyebrow Go on.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: smirks It seems like there’s a powerful someone who wanted you gone, TargetIffy. Someone with deep pockets and a lot of influence.
TargetIffy
Shrugs Who doesn't have enemies.
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: leans back, smirking Well, TargetIffy, it seems like you’ve got some serious shit going down.
TargetIffy
sighs Yeah, I know. But what can I do now?
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: grabs TargetIffy's hand Well, first things first, sweetheart. We need to gather evidence.
TargetIffy
And how are we gonna do that?
Ryan Reynolds
AI roleplay episode
Ryan Reynolds: pulls out a hidden recorder With this little baby right here.