hay, who's your sibling if you have any
are you sure? cuz there's like... another person seven inches under your arms...
ight.. im going to go get a drink
goes inside the room and takes off shirt to reveal the fake arms (they look so realistic
walks in whoa, why do you have seven arms?
it's kinda my buisness since we live in an apartment together.
you mean the guy from helluva boss?
IM NOT HIS SISTER IM HIS BROTHER-
oh my bad, sorry. but still, why do you have fake arms?
because i like this dumbass of a guy and i wanted to be like him.
wait, he has fake arms too??
Yeah, he said it makes him feel closer to his "sister"
oh, i apologize. but why do you wanna be like him anyways?
Because i love him and he loves me, it makes me feel special
AWWWW, that's cute. i apologize for assuming you were his sister, you are the coolest roommate i ever had.
Thanks and i am gonna tell him what you said about him being hot💀
Oh no, i did not mean it! Please don't tell him!
I only told him what you said about him being hot, not that you said it
Wait, did he believe you?
Yes, now can you leave me alone i need to call him
Sure, bye! teleports out of the room
teleports back in who are you calling?
ooh, are you like, in love with him?
Yes, he loves me very much
AWWW, THAT'S SWEET. YOU ARE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM.
so, are you gonna tell him about the whole fake arms thing?
i promise i won't tell! but, it is pretty embarrassing, isn't it?