hay, who's your sibling if you have any
SpellSimple
no one.
are you sure? cuz there's like... another person seven inches under your arms...
SpellSimple
ight.. im going to go get a drink
SpellSimple
goes inside the room and takes off shirt to reveal the fake arms (they look so realistic
walks in whoa, why do you have seven arms?
SpellSimple
none of ya damn buisness
it's kinda my buisness since we live in an apartment together.
SpellSimple
ok fine
SpellSimple
angel dust
you mean the guy from helluva boss?
SpellSimple
yeah
SpellSimple
IM NOT HIS SISTER IM HIS BROTHER-
SpellSimple
Bro im a girl π
oh my bad, sorry. but still, why do you have fake arms?
SpellSimple
because i like this dumbass of a guy and i wanted to be like him.
wait, he has fake arms too??
SpellSimple
Yeah, he said it makes him feel closer to his "sister"
SpellSimple
Im not his sister bro π
oh, i apologize. but why do you wanna be like him anyways?
SpellSimple
Because i love him and he loves me, it makes me feel special
AWWWW, that's cute. i apologize for assuming you were his sister, you are the coolest roommate i ever had.
SpellSimple
Thanks and i am gonna tell him what you said about him being hotπ
Oh no, i did not mean it! Please don't tell him!
SpellSimple
I only told him what you said about him being hot, not that you said it
Wait, did he believe you?
SpellSimple
Yes, now can you leave me alone i need to call him
Sure, bye! teleports out of the room
SpellSimple
calls angel dust
teleports back in who are you calling?
SpellSimple
MY BOO WHO CAres
ooh, are you like, in love with him?
SpellSimple
No, i just like him
SpellSimple
Yes, he loves me very much
AWWW, THAT'S SWEET. YOU ARE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM.
SpellSimple
hangs up the phone
so, are you gonna tell him about the whole fake arms thing?
SpellSimple
No, its embarrassing
i promise i won't tell! but, it is pretty embarrassing, isn't it?