oh hey son aren't you supposed to be at your dad's?
both of my uncles are dead too…
WHAT THE FU- okay fine. so who are you even related to
I’m not really sure honestly. I think I’m adopted or something
WAIT SO YOU’RE NOT EVEN FAMILY??
great just great. well what do you want then
wanna buy a TV for 10 bucks🥰🥰
there no way the TV is even worth 10 bucks
that’s the funny part it’s literally an expensive tv
how do i know its not stolen?
OKAY BRUH THATS A BIG RED FLAG
nuh uh im not shutting up until i know you didn’t steal this tv
fine i wont but thats only because i dont want a stolen tv, dont think you tricked me or anything kid
also whats with all the heart emojis
anyways yeah thats all i gotta say
wait before you go i need to ask you something
umm why do you keep saying 🥰🥰 for no reason
ooh okay, i get it its just kinda confusing because i never seen someone use it that much
its fine no big deal, i just didn’t know what to expect that’s all, anyways yeah thats all i wanted to ask, you have a nice day!
oh wait before you go can i ask one more thing?
can i see some form of id please? i cant sell you a tv without making sure you’re not underage or anything