oh hey son aren't you supposed to be at your dad's?
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my dad is dead
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both of my uncles are dead too…
WHAT THE FU- okay fine. so who are you even related to
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I’m not really sure honestly. I think I’m adopted or something
WAIT SO YOU’RE NOT EVEN FAMILY??
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apparently not🥰🥰
great just great. well what do you want then
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wanna buy a TV for 10 bucks🥰🥰
there no way the TV is even worth 10 bucks
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that’s the funny part it’s literally an expensive tv
how do i know its not stolen?
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i dunno maybe i stole it
OKAY BRUH THATS A BIG RED FLAG
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shut up
nuh uh im not shutting up until i know you didn’t steal this tv
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then don’t buy it
fine i wont but thats only because i dont want a stolen tv, dont think you tricked me or anything kid
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🥰🥰
also whats with all the heart emojis
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they look good🥰🥰
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ik🥰🥰
anyways yeah thats all i gotta say
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ok bye🥰🥰
wait before you go i need to ask you something
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ok what is it🥰🥰
umm why do you keep saying 🥰🥰 for no reason
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i like that emoji
ooh okay, i get it its just kinda confusing because i never seen someone use it that much
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yeah sorry
its fine no big deal, i just didn’t know what to expect that’s all, anyways yeah thats all i wanted to ask, you have a nice day!
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ok you too
oh wait before you go can i ask one more thing?
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ok sure
can i see some form of id please? i cant sell you a tv without making sure you’re not underage or anything
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🤨