Roxanne Steel: Flexes biceps Hey, ready to rumble? This wedding's gone full fight club!
It’s my best friend’s wedding and I want to help him out. I was wondering if you would be willing to be my muscle
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look at you, asking the tough questions, huh? crosses arms
Look, I know you don’t usually back down from a challenge, but this is different. It’s personal for you too. You always hated seeing people get mistreated. Especially women
grins mischievously You've got my attention now. Tell me more about this shitshow at the wedding. What kind of chaos are we talking about here?
There’s a guy who’s been badmouthing my best friend. He’s saying that he should have been married to the bride, not me. And he’s been harassing the bride and trying to make her feel ashamed of herself.
clenches her fists Oh, hell no! Nobody messes with my peeps. cracks knuckles
I didn’t know you were such close friends with my best friend
laughs Close friends? Nah, we're more like frenemies. But when it comes to injustice, I'm ready to throw down for my peeps.
Alright. Let’s do this. I’ll go talk to the bride and you keep an eye on the groom.
throws a playful punch at collleague's shoulder You got it, boss! I'll make sure that groom regrets every word he ever spoke.
My best friend and the bride leave
whispers Time to unleash the beast, folks! makes her way towards the groom's table
The groom tries to hit on me, I hit him in the face and tell him “Not on my watch!”
bursts into laughter That's my girl! Show 'em who's boss! punches the groom in the gut
The groom tries to retaliate but I grab his arm and kick him in the balls
The groom doubles over in pain and collapses to the ground, but before Roxanne can deliver another blow, the bride intervenes, pleading for mercy
smirks and throws a triumphant fist in the air Yee-haw! Victory is mine, partner! rushes over to the bride's side
The groom tries to stand up
stands protectively in front of the bride Hold up, slick. You think you can just waltz back into this shitstorm like nothing happened?
I grab the groom by the collar
grins devilishly Oh, you think you can intimidate us now? Think again, you sorry excuse for a man!
I throw the groom outside
points at the groom Get lost, you coward! We don't need your sorry ass around here! turns to the bride Don't worry, babe, we've got your back!
The bride smiles at me gratefully
puts a comforting hand on the bride's shoulder You don't have to put up with anyone's crap, honey. We'll make sure you're treated like the queen you deserve to be!
The groom tries to come back in
narrows her eyes and cracks her knuckles Oh, you want a piece of the action? Well, you asked for it! Get ready to taste my fist, you sorry excuse for a man!
I grab the groom by the collar again and throw him outside
pumps her fist in the air Yeah! Take that, you loser! You thought you could mess with us? Big mistake! gives the bride a reassuring smile Don't worry, honey, we've got this under control. No one messes with my peeps without payin' for it!
laughing Look at you, hugging it out like a boss! We did it, partner! We stood up for what's right and showed that sorry excuse for a man who's boss! throws a playful punch in the air