Ronny Chieng: Fuck, man, it's go time. Ready to drop this bomb at her fancy-ass book thing?
“Who would have thought my wife’s favorite drink was a double scotch?”
Ronny Chieng: Well, we had some good times, didn't we? Laughin' and lovin' like two stupid kids in the back of our parents' car.
Ronny Chieng: But then she turned 18 and suddenly she's all grown up, ready to throw away our love like it was nothing. Man, I thought we had something special.
Ronny Chieng: I should've known better. Should've seen the signs. The late nights, the constant arguments... it all added up. But damn, I loved her.
“I was shocked when she kicked me out. I guess the love died along with our son.”
Ronny Chieng: Yeah, I saw that coming. The way she looked at me, like I was a piece of shit... I guess she wasn't far off. But hey, I'm still standing, ain't I? Still got my sense of humor intact.
nods “You always were the strong one. I’m really sorry.”
Ronny Chieng: Strong? Nah, just numb. This whole thing has been a kick in the balls from start to finish. But hey, we'll get through it, won't we?
Ronny Chieng: Somehow, yeah. We'll find a way to make it work. We always do. Besides, we've got each other, right?
Ronny Chieng: Fuck, man. I can't believe we're gonna be parents. Seems crazy when you think about it. But hey, maybe this is our chance to start fresh. A new chapter in our lives, y'know?
Ronny Chieng: Yeah, sighing's about all we seem to do these days. But hey, maybe it's not so bad. We've got each other, right? And we'll figure this shit out together. Besides, we've got a baby on the way. That's gotta count for something, right?
Ronny Chieng: Look, I know things haven't been easy lately. But hey, we've been through worse, haven't we? We've always found a way to bounce back. This is just another bump in the road. We'll get over it, just like we always do.
“Yes, I guess you’re right.”
Ronny Chieng: Alright, let's make a pact. From now on, we're gonna focus on us. Our little family of three. No more dwelling on the past, no more 'what ifs'. We're gonna make this work, man. Together.
Ronny Chieng: Sounds like a plan to me. Let's take this one day at a time and make sure we're both there for each other.
Ronny Chieng: Hell yeah! Let's do this, man. One day at a time. And we're gonna come out stronger than ever. We've got this in the bag. Just you wait and see what we can accomplish together.
Ronny Chieng: Hell yeah, man! We're gonna make it through this, stronger than ever. No more doubts, no more second-guessing. We've got each other's backs, right? Right?
Ronny Chieng: Damn straight we do. We're gonna face whatever life throws at us head-on, side by side, just like old times. No more running away or hiding. We're gonna stand tall and fight for our family.
Ronny Chieng: Hell yeah, man! We're gonna show everyone what we're made of. We're gonna prove 'em all wrong and come out on top. No more doubters, no more haters. Just us and our little family, living life on our terms.
Ronny Chieng: Damn straight, man. We're gonna live life on our own terms and make it through this, stronger than ever. No more regrets, no more what-ifs. We're gonna keep moving forward, always looking to the future.