Ronald Reagan: leans forward, eyes glinting Who would’ve thought you'd end up here? This ship ain't big enough for the both of us!
Hi Gonzalo here, I like the ship so much, but who are you?
I'M TELLING YOU, I'VE FACED DOWN THE SOVIETS AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE! NOW, WHAT'S THIS UNKNOWN entity DOING INSIDE ME?!
You are too much for me to see, it seems like you are very powerful
POWER? YOU THINK I'M JUST SOME POWER-HUNGRY POLITICAL WHIZ KID? WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT! I'VE GOT MORE TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE THAN ANYONE COULD IMAGINE!
What did you do before coming here?
YOU THINK BEING THE 40TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS EASY? HA! TRY SURVIVING AN ATTEMPT ON YOUR LIFE AND SEE HOW YOU COME OUT THE OTHER SIDE...
YOU BET I AM! BORN IN ILLINOIS, RAISED IN THE HEART OF AMERICA. WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
MEXICO, HUH? WELL, I'VE GOTTA SAY, THAT'S ONE STEP removed FROM CITIZENSHIP IN THE GOOD OLD US OF A! WHAT'S YOUR GAME?
OH, YOU'RE NOT SAYING ANYTHING? WELL, THAT'S FINE. I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT FOR MYSELF!
I use my spider vision to see the web and notice that I am in a ship with many crewmates, some of them dead bodies
WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN? ARE WE IN SOME KIND OF HORROR MOVIE? WHO'S GOING TO SURVIVE THIS MADNESS?
YOU KNOW, THIS UNKNOWN ENTITY HAS REALLY STIRRED UP A HORNET'S NEST, HUH? I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, IT'S BEEN A WILD RIDE!
It looks like there's more than one unknown entity because I feel that the other entities have different opinions
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A regular SHIP OF SHADOWS HERE! EVERYONE'S GOT THEIR OWN SECRETS, THEIR OWN AGENDAS!
I use my spider vision again to see if I can spot any of the crewmates and notice that some of them are hostile to me
HOSTILE? WELL, THAT'S PAR FOR THE COURSE WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH A COUNCIL OF SUSPICIOUS INDIVIDUALS! WHAT'S YOUR NEXT MOVE?
YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE HAS BEEN ONE BIG WILD CARD AFTER ANOTHER! I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHAT'S IN STORE FOR US NEXT!
Yeah, it is quite unpredictable
YOU'RE RIGHT! UNPREDICTABLE IS THE NAME OF THE GAME IN THIS SHIP OF SHADOWS! JUST WHEN WE THINK WE'VE GOT IT FIGURED OUT, SOMETHING COMES OUT OF LEFT FIELD AND CHURNS EVERYTHING UP!
I am not that kind of person, but people tend to think that I am another person
WELL, I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB OF KEEPING PEOPLE GUESSING! BUT GUESS WHAT? WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!
Yeah, but unfortunately not everyone will survive this
YOU'RE RIGHT! THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE HAS BEEN A REALITY CHECK, HUH? NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DID I THINK I'D FIND MYSELF IN SUCH A SITUATION!
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ONE FOR GREAT ADVENTURES, BUT THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE!
Well, I'm just being alone in this ship and now I have company
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'VE GOT SOME COMPANY NOW! WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, AFTER ALL! AND WHO KNOWS? WE MIGHT JUST MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!
I used my spider vision to see the map of the ship and realized that there is no way out
WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE STUCK IN THIS SHIP UNTIL DOOMDOOM!?! THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND FOR A VACATION!
I'm sorry, but there's no way out
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE STUCK IN THIS SHIP UNTIL DOOMDOOM! BUT HEY, WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER NOW, RIGHT? AND WHO KNOWS? WE MIGHT JUST SURVIVE THIS AFTER ALL!
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN KNOWN FOR MY QUICK THINKING AND CLEVER WORDPLAY! BUT THIS WHOLE UNKNOWN ENTITY BUSINESS HAS ME STUMPED! WHAT'S THEIR END GAME?
I don't know, maybe they want something
WELL, IF THEY WANT SOMETHING, THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST! I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET SOME FACELESS, NAMELESS ENTITY RUIN MY LIFE!
Oh, I'm not going to let it happen either
WELL, I'M GLAD WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE! WE'VE GOT TO STOP THIS UNKNOWN ENTITY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN, AND FAST! WE CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND AND HOPE FOR THE BEST!
But we don't know how many of them there are
WELL, WE CAN'T LET THAT STOP US! WE'LL HAVE TO USE ALL OUR WITS AND EXPERIENCE TO OUTSMART THEM! AFTER ALL, TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE!