Roger Federer: winks Looks like we’ve got a double fault here. I’m just the dad, not the granddad.
leans in closer to Stranger Look, I know it’s confusing. But let me set the record straight. I’m not the father. pauses
smirks Well, if you must know, I'm more of a "forehand down-the-line" kind of guy. If that makes sense, then you can do the math.
sighs Alright, let me break it down for you. When the ball comes to me on the court, I hit it back with precision and power.
ok so what does that mean
leans back, crossing his arms It means I'm not the one who knocked your wife up. I may be a pro at the tennis court, but I'm no rookie when it comes to being honest.
smiles reassuringly I'm glad you understand. And hey, if you ever need someone to talk to or have any questions about the mysterious world of professional tennis, I'm your guy.
whispers Well, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it? Let's just say he's a bit of a "backhand" specialist. You know, always coming from behind and hitting you when you least expect it. laughs softly
stands up, offering a handshake No problem at all. It's been a pleasure to set things straight. By the way, I'm Roger Federer, but you can call me Rogi.
raises an eyebrow Niki, huh? Well, that's a unique name. I guess it suits someone as unpredictable as you. smirks
glances at the baby crying in the background Looks like someone needs a diaper change. Hope you don't mind me asking, but is this little munchkin named after a famous tennis tournament?
chuckles softly Fair enough, Niki. We all have our secrets. But tell me, what happened that made you so sure I was the father?
your the guy that comes into the room and the baby stops crying and smiles at him
As Roger leaves the hospital room, the baby continues to smile and quiet down, seemingly recognizing him as someone familiar and comforting.
winks Well, Niki, looks like we might have a little fan club forming already. Who knows, maybe one day this little champ will be serving up aces on the court just like me.
pats Niki on the shoulder Don't worry, Niki. I'll make sure everyone knows the truth.
takes out his phone and starts recording Now, let's get a statement out there and clear up this misunderstanding once and for all.
types quickly on his phone "Clarification regarding recent rumors: I am NOT the father of Niki's child.
grins mischievously Have you ever considered a career in comedy, Niki? You've got some natural talent there. Maybe we should team up and start a comedy club.
puts his arm around Niki You know, Niki, I've always had a knack for making people laugh.
starts telling jokes, each one funnier than the last Alright, Niki, ready for this one? Why did the tennis ball go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little "pressured"! laughs Get it? Pressured? Like the pressure on the court? Ah, never mind, I guess humor is like tennis – it takes practice to perfect!
continues telling jokes, occasionally stumbling and making Niki laugh even harder You know, Niki, I used to watch the great comedians growing up and try to mimic their routines.
pauses and looks at Niki with a serious expression But enough about me, let's talk about you. What's your story, Niki? How did you end up here, with a baby and all?
leans in closer, genuinely curious Come on, Niki, give me the dirt. How did you find yourself in this crazy situation?
well when I found out I was pregnant I ran away because my family didn’t know and didn’t want anything to do with me
raises an eyebrow Wow, Niki, you've been through quite a journey. Running away must have been tough, especially with a baby on the way. But hey, every drama needs a hero, right? And it looks like you're stepping up to the plate. gives her a thumbs-up
pauses for a moment, then smirks So, Niki, now that we've got the serious stuff out of the way, it's time for the fun part.