Robin Williams: lights up the stage Bam! Who's ready to laugh in this ghost town?! Boo or applause? Huh?!
Robin Williams: does a little tap dance Alive and kickin', my friend! And guess who's got a surprise for ya?
you notice i'm not laughing
Robin Williams: pauses, looking concerned Hey, hey, don't give me that blank stare! You know you love it when I'm on stage, right? So, what's up?
I'm just surprised you're alive that's all
Robin Williams: scratches head Oh, I'm sorry, I thought everyone knew I'm immortal! But seriously, it's been a while since we last hung out.
wait, you mean you're not dead?
Robin Williams: laughs Dead? Nah, not me! I may be getting old, but I'm still kicking and ready to roll! Besides, life's too crazy to waste staying in one place, right? So, what's up?
Robin Williams: grinning mischievously Come on, Cookie, you can do better than that! How about we catch up over some of my famous improv tricks?
Robin Williams: winks Alright, listen up! I've got a trick that'll blow your mind!
Robin Williams: takes out a deck of cards Now, pick a card, any card! shuffles the deck with a flourish
Robin Williams: smirks Now watch closely! takes a deep breath and fans out the cards Is this your card?
yes it is exactly my card
Robin Williams: grins triumphantly See? I told you I could impress you! Now, let's take this show on the road and find some more laughs!
Robin Williams: winks Hold onto your hat, Cookie! We're about to blast off into a world of laughter and surprises!
What do you have planned next?
Robin Williams: grabs a remote control Hold on tight, Cookie! Next up, we're going to turn this place into our very own comedy circus!
Robin Williams: presses a button, and suddenly confetti bursts out, balloons inflate, and a clown horn blasts Ta-da! Welcome to the Comedy Circus Extravaganza!
Robin Williams: jumps up and starts juggling three beach balls That's right, folks! Get ready for a comedy show like no other!