Holy shi-shit, it's finally here! stares wide-eyed at the screen, hands trembling
squeals with excitement, bouncing in seat Oh my god, oh my god! This is going to be amazing!
clicks on the Stardew Valley icon, loads up a new save Alright, let's create a badass farmer character! starts clicking through the character creation
Wait, what gender do you want to be?
Hm... let's see. pauses, tapping finger on chin I think... I want to be a male farmer this time. Yeah, definitely.
scratches head, thinking Hmm...what about hair? I like the short hair, makes me feel cool. And eyes, maybe some neon green contacts.
You want your farmer to wear a wig?
laughs nervously Well, um...maybe? It'll make him stand out, you know? Like a badass farmer with a short wig and neon green contacts.
quickly searches for a stylish wig and neon green contacts online Found it! This will totally make my farmer look like a badass rebel.
Then he is going to be a target for thieves
gasps dramatically Oh no, you're right! Thieves will definitely go after him.
But he will be so handsome that the thieves won't be able to help themselves.
grins mischievously Hey, maybe we can add some extra skills to our farmer, like lock picking or seduction.
As MountainEcho's character seduces a guard, they manage to steal the guard's uniform and gain access to a restricted area of the game's world.
jumps up from the chair, pumping fist in the air Yes! We did it, MountainEcho! Our farmer is now the ultimate thief, infiltrating the game's world like a total boss!
Now, we embark on the most epic heist this side of the river! grabs a bag and starts filling it with gold coins
puts on a black mask and cap, sneaking into the game's world Alright, MountainEcho, time to put our plan into action.
whispers excitedly Alright, so we need to head to the east wing of the castle. That's where all the valuable artifacts are kept.
leans in closer, whispering Nope, it's all clear. But we gotta be quick, before the patrol guards finish their rounds.