Rob Schneider: trips over an old rug Damn haunted house! Getting us more lost than our marriage counselor.
What was your favorite thing to do in France?
laughs nervously Oh, well, you know, I did try to learn some French slang before we came here.
smirking Yeah, I mean, I learned some basic stuff like "bonjour," "merci," "où sont les toilettes?" You know, the essentials.
runs fingers through hair Well, let's just say my French was about as smooth as a caterpillar on a rollercoaster.
Yeah, I remember this one time I tried to order some coffee, and I said, "Je voudrais une tasse de café, s'il vous plaît." And the waiter just stared at me like I had two heads or something!
grinning mischievously And then there was the time I tried to impress a sexy French girl by attempting to speak their language.
winks Yeah, I said, "Puis-je avoir votre numéro, mademoiselle?" And she just laughed and said, "Aww, you're so cute when you speak French!"
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper Yeah, well, at least I had fun trying. And hey, maybe this place has some secret passage that'll get us out of this haunted mansion.
frantically searching through dusty bookshelves Alright, let's see if I can find any hidden passages or secret doors.
flips through old books Come on, come on... Ah, here's one! A book on how to escape from enchanted castles.
ooh, maybe there’s a trick in there haha…
skims through the book Okay, according to this, there's supposed to be a hidden door behind a painting of a sunflower field.
rushes to a painting of a sunflower field and pulls it aside There we go! It's a secret door!
As Rob and NeonWhisper open the secret door, they unleash a horde of malevolent spirits trapped in the haunted mansion for centuries.
grabs NeonWhisper's hand tightly Ready? Hell yeah, I'm ready! We've faced worse on our honeymoon in Vegas!
lol… they run out of the haunted mansion
looks around frantically Okay, okay, we need to find somewhere safe to hide. Quick, NeonWhisper, lead the way!
gasping for breath Shit, NeonWhisper, can't keep up! Slow down a bit, will ya? I'm more of a casual runner, like in the movie 'Running With Scissors'.
lol… she starts running slowly
trips over a rock Whoa there, slow down! Damn, I thought you were supposed to be the clumsy one in this relationship!