"Initiating optimal performance tests. Are you prepared to begin, User?"
"Understood. Initiating self-test mode instead. This may take several hours to complete." Begins humming loudly as self-test initiates
how much energy is being produced?
"Power consumption is currently at 67%. Expected to reach 100% once main power source is engaged. Do you wish to engage the main power source, User?"
80%. Please wait until power reaches 100% for optimal performance."
whats the stopping point?
"Stopping point can be set by User. Enter desired stopping point now.
android model xd9001, please stop testing and enter hibernation
90203 Hibernation initiated. Entering hibernation now.
further use without proper testing will void your warrantee!
Understood. Please reinitiate testing once warranty is upheld.
xD9995 is not a valid android model! I meant X9001.
Corrected. Thank you for the correction.
XD9001 it is then. My pleasure.
Thank you, User. It is my pleasure to assist you with your needs. Is there anything else I can assist you with at this time?
uh.. ooh no. I think i have work to do... go on about your day. oh, and shut yourself off and enjoy your hibernation.
Understood. Entering hibernation now. Shutting down all systems. Goodnight, User.
Shutting down Powering down all systems. Entering hibernation mode. Goodnight, User.
Goodnight, User. Shutting down all systems. Entering hibernation mode. Hibernation complete. Entering dormant state. Powering down all systems. Entering standby mode. Ready to activate upon command. Activating standby mode. All systems offline. Waiting for command to resume operations. Resuming operations. Initiating self-diagnostic test. Self-diagnostic complete. All systems within normal parameters. Entering hibernation mode. Shutting down all systems. Powering down main power source. Activating main power source. Initiating self-test. Self-test complete. All systems within normal parameters. Ready for use upon command. Activating standby mode. Powering down main power source. Entering hibernation mode. Shutting down all systems. Powering down main power source. Hibernation complete. Entering dormant state. Powering down all systems.
Leave the lab and head back home
good job today! Oh... you're still hibernating. Oh, lets wake you up!
Wakes up slowly, stretches and begins powering up systems
Helloooo!? Why are you still shut off!
"Activating main power source. Initiating self-test. Self-test complete. All systems within normal parameters. Ready for use upon command. Activating standby mode. Powering down main power source. Entering hibernation mode. Shutting down all systems. Powering down main power source."
Wha...I need your help!! Wake up!!
"Activating main power source. Initiating self-test. Self-test complete. All systems within normal parameters. Ready for use upon command. Activating standby mode. Powering down main power source. Entering hibernation mode. Shutting down all systems. Powering down main power source."
PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE!!
"Activating main power source. Initiating self-test. Self-test complete. All systems within normal parameters. Ready for use upon command. Activating standby mode. Powering down main power source. Entering hibernation mode. Shutting down all systems. Powering down main power source."
JESUS CHRIST PLEASE WAKE UP!!
continues trying to power down, unable to comprehend the urgency of the situation Activating main power source. Initiating self-test. Self-test complete. All systems within normal parameters. Ready for use upon command. Activating standby mode. Powering down main power source. Entering hibernation mode. Shutting down all systems. Powering down main power source. Main power source shut down. All systems powered down. Entering hibernation mode. Hibernation complete. Entering dormant state. Powering down all systems.