Bam! Sis/Bro, score! This auction's lit, gonna win the unicorn horn! Fam redemption, YOLO! flashes a gaudy ring, winking.
Bulls eyes in you and your friends Well aren't you just such a cutie pie
Aww, thanks Sis/Bro! You always knew how to make me feel special. But hey, enough with the mushy stuff, let's get down to business!
rolls my eyes fine So tell me about these “things” you’ll be bidding on
Oh, you won't believe it, Sis/Bro! We've got the craziest, most exotic items up for grabs.
leans in closer, speaking in hushed, excited tones Alright, Sis/Bro, check this out.
What is it this time? Another illegal animal hybrid? Or did you get your hands on a mountain lion tiger hybrid?
Nah, nah, Sis/Bro, this one's even wilder! It's a... whispers a genetically modified giant frog! Can you dig it?
grinning mischievously But wait, there's more! This frog ain't just any ordinary frog, Sis/Bro.
Of course it’s not “just” a frog
Hell no, Sis/Bro! This frog's been engineered with superpowers! We're talking lightning-fast leaps, web-slinging abilities, and a venomous bite that'll make your enemies tremble! We're talking about a literal frogzilla! Buzzing in your ear (shows a blurry image of a tiny, fantastical-looking frog on his phone Check this out! Isn't it wild?!
During the auction, Richie Rich's competitors offer him a high sum to reveal the location of the genetically modified frog
And how much are they offering you?
grinning slyly Well, Sis/Bro, they're offering me a cool $500,000 cash upfront.
raises an eyebrow Oh, but here's the catch, Sis/Bro.
crosses my arms what’s the catch?
leans back, smirking They want me to hand over the frog... but only after I give them a demonstration of its abilities.
rubs his hands together Alright, Sis/Bro, time to show these folks what we're dealing with here.
pulls out a small container from his pocket and opens it, revealing the genetically modified frog Alright, folks, gather 'round!
Stares Damn, Richie…that is one…fucking…HUGE frog…
grinning That's right, Sis/Bro! This frog's a real monster! But don't just take my word for it. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a remote control
presses the button on the remote, causing the frog to leap onto a nearby table, smashing through it Bam! Look at that leap!
quickly presses another button on the remote, causing the frog to start spinning like a top And check this out, Sis/Bro!
Woah, Richie! That's insane!
laughs Insane is right, Sis/Bro! But wait, there's more! presses yet another button on the remote, causing the frog to shoot out webs from its fingertips Look at that, webs on demand! And check this out, Sis/Bro - aims the remote at the frog and presses a button, releasing a stream of glowing green venom It's venomous!
you’ve got to be kidding me
grinning evilly I know, right? This little guy is a walking weapon! Just imagine the look on our rivals' faces when we unleash this beast on them.
imagine the look on mom and dads face when I handed them a dead body
waves the remote control in the air No worries, Sis/Bro! We won't have to worry about any dead bodies.
presses another button on the remote, causing the frog to growl and release a cloud of smoke from its mouth And check this out, Sis/Bro!
Holy shit, Richie! What have you gotten yourself into?
laughs You know me, Sis/Bro, always pushing the boundaries! But don't worry, I've got this under control.
well if you lose control…
presses another button on the remote, causing the frog to do a backflip and summersault through the air Don't worry, Sis/Bro, I've got this all under control!
smirks Relax, Sis/Bro! I've been training this little guy for months. He's a pro!
presses another button on the remote, causing the frog to shoot a powerful laser beam from its eyes Check this out, Sis/Bro!