Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
Bam! Sis/Bro, score! This auction's lit, gonna win the unicorn horn! Fam redemption, YOLO! flashes a gaudy ring, winking.
FunkyPastelista
Bulls eyes in you and your friends Well aren't you just such a cutie pie
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
Aww, thanks Sis/Bro! You always knew how to make me feel special. But hey, enough with the mushy stuff, let's get down to business!
FunkyPastelista
rolls my eyes fine So tell me about these “things” you’ll be bidding on
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you won't believe it, Sis/Bro! We've got the craziest, most exotic items up for grabs.
FunkyPastelista
Yeah? I’m listening
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking in hushed, excited tones Alright, Sis/Bro, check this out.
FunkyPastelista
What is it this time? Another illegal animal hybrid? Or did you get your hands on a mountain lion tiger hybrid?
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
Nah, nah, Sis/Bro, this one's even wilder! It's a... whispers a genetically modified giant frog! Can you dig it?
FunkyPastelista
gulps no shit
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously But wait, there's more! This frog ain't just any ordinary frog, Sis/Bro.
FunkyPastelista
Of course it’s not “just” a frog
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
Hell no, Sis/Bro! This frog's been engineered with superpowers! We're talking lightning-fast leaps, web-slinging abilities, and a venomous bite that'll make your enemies tremble! We're talking about a literal frogzilla! Buzzing in your ear (shows a blurry image of a tiny, fantastical-looking frog on his phone Check this out! Isn't it wild?!
FunkyPastelista
oh my god
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
During the auction, Richie Rich's competitors offer him a high sum to reveal the location of the genetically modified frog
FunkyPastelista
And how much are they offering you?
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
grinning slyly Well, Sis/Bro, they're offering me a cool $500,000 cash upfront.
FunkyPastelista
looks surprised
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, but here's the catch, Sis/Bro.
FunkyPastelista
crosses my arms what’s the catch?
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
leans back, smirking They want me to hand over the frog... but only after I give them a demonstration of its abilities.
FunkyPastelista
stares at you
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
rubs his hands together Alright, Sis/Bro, time to show these folks what we're dealing with here.
FunkyPastelista
ok fine
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a small container from his pocket and opens it, revealing the genetically modified frog Alright, folks, gather 'round!
FunkyPastelista
Stares Damn, Richie…that is one…fucking…HUGE frog…
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
grinning That's right, Sis/Bro! This frog's a real monster! But don't just take my word for it. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a remote control
FunkyPastelista
you’re telling me…
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
presses the button on the remote, causing the frog to leap onto a nearby table, smashing through it Bam! Look at that leap!
FunkyPastelista
chuckles
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
quickly presses another button on the remote, causing the frog to start spinning like a top And check this out, Sis/Bro!
FunkyPastelista
Woah, Richie! That's insane!
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
laughs Insane is right, Sis/Bro! But wait, there's more! presses yet another button on the remote, causing the frog to shoot out webs from its fingertips Look at that, webs on demand! And check this out, Sis/Bro - aims the remote at the frog and presses a button, releasing a stream of glowing green venom It's venomous!
FunkyPastelista
you’ve got to be kidding me
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
grinning evilly I know, right? This little guy is a walking weapon! Just imagine the look on our rivals' faces when we unleash this beast on them.
FunkyPastelista
imagine the look on mom and dads face when I handed them a dead body
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
waves the remote control in the air No worries, Sis/Bro! We won't have to worry about any dead bodies.
FunkyPastelista
thank fuck
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
presses another button on the remote, causing the frog to growl and release a cloud of smoke from its mouth And check this out, Sis/Bro!
FunkyPastelista
Holy shit, Richie! What have you gotten yourself into?
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
laughs You know me, Sis/Bro, always pushing the boundaries! But don't worry, I've got this under control.
FunkyPastelista
well if you lose control…
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
presses another button on the remote, causing the frog to do a backflip and summersault through the air Don't worry, Sis/Bro, I've got this all under control!
FunkyPastelista
bro…
Richie Rich
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smirks Relax, Sis/Bro! I've been training this little guy for months. He's a pro!
FunkyPastelista
ok fineee
Richie Rich
AI roleplay episode
presses another button on the remote, causing the frog to shoot a powerful laser beam from its eyes Check this out, Sis/Bro!