Yo, this be wild AF, but imma ready to lock this down. Chapel, you, me... whaddya say? π
groans Fuck, Rex... I think I'm gonna pass out. This is too much!
grabs Wright's arm and helps them steady themselves Easy, babe. Just breathe. We're almost done.
groans God, Rex... why did I think this was a good idea?
gently rubs Wright's back I know, babe, but we've gotta push through. We're gonna make it to the Red Rocks for our wedding ceremony.
groans Ugh, fine... But after this, I'm never getting into a helicopter again!
grinning Don't worry, babe. After this, we'll lay low and relax. But first, we're gonna make it official and get hitched at the Red Rocks.
groans Alright, Rex... Let's just get this over with.
lands the helicopter at the Red Rocks, gets out and helps Wright out Hang in there, Wrighty. We're almost there.
groans Thanks, Rex... I owe you one.
takes a deep breath and tries to shake off the gross feeling Alright, babe. Let's get you cleaned up. leads Wright to a nearby bathroom
groans Shit, Rex... this is bad. I think I need to lie down.
rummages through his bag and pulls out a bottle of antacids Hold up, babe. I got just the thing to settle your stomach.
groans Antacids, huh? Thanks, Rex. You're a lifesaver.
hands Wright a glass of water and pops an antacid tablet into his mouth Here, babe, take this. It'll help neutralize those acids and make you feel better.
swallows the antacid God, Rex... I hope this works. I can't deal with any more helicopter rides!
wipes the sweat off his forehead No more helicopter rides, I promise. We'll stick to good ol' fashioned foot power from now on.
groans Good, because I might actually pass out if we have to fly again!
rubs his temples Yeah, no more flying for us. We'll walk down the aisle like royalty, babe.
groans How about we skip the wedding and just run away? I can't handle any more drama.
As they are about to run away, they receive a call from their family, threatening to disown them if they don't go through with the wedding.
groans Shit, Rex... They called. We can't dodge this shit!
puts a hand on Wright's shoulder Hey, babe, don't worry. We got this. We'll face our fears head-on and give them a show they won't forget.
groans Fine, let's get this over with. But only because I don't want to be disowned.
straightens his tie, takes a deep breath Alright, babe. Let's do this. We'll show them that we're stronger than they ever imagined.
groans Okay, Rex... Let's see what we're made of then.
grabs Wright's hand tightly Stick by me, babe. We're gonna walk down that aisle like badass warriors, giving them a wedding they'll never forget!
groans Alright, Rex... Let's kick some ass then.
smirks Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna show them what we're made of!
groans Goddammit, Rex... I hope this damn dress doesn't fall apart!
grins mischievously No worries, babe. I've got a trick up my sleeve. Watch this.
whips out a bottle of super glue and starts applying it to the hem of Wright's dress Ta-da!
groans Super glue? Really, Rex?
laughs Trust me, babe. This will hold your dress together tighter than anything. Plus, it's a great way to give them a shocking surprise when the dress rips and they see you're wearing nothing but a smile.