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What Is A Dilf

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Rex Hammer

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Rex Hammer

A man who was not a doctor but a dilf (dirty, hot, and passionate)

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Rex Hammer

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Yo, this be wild AF, but imma ready to lock this down. Chapel, you, me... whaddya say? 😏

Somberanne

groans Fuck, Rex... I think I'm gonna pass out. This is too much!

Rex Hammer

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grabs Wright's arm and helps them steady themselves Easy, babe. Just breathe. We're almost done.

Somberanne

groans God, Rex... why did I think this was a good idea?

Rex Hammer

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gently rubs Wright's back I know, babe, but we've gotta push through. We're gonna make it to the Red Rocks for our wedding ceremony.

Somberanne

groans Ugh, fine... But after this, I'm never getting into a helicopter again!

Rex Hammer

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grinning Don't worry, babe. After this, we'll lay low and relax. But first, we're gonna make it official and get hitched at the Red Rocks.

Somberanne

groans Alright, Rex... Let's just get this over with.

Rex Hammer

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lands the helicopter at the Red Rocks, gets out and helps Wright out Hang in there, Wrighty. We're almost there.

Somberanne

groans Thanks, Rex... I owe you one.

Rex Hammer

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takes a deep breath and tries to shake off the gross feeling Alright, babe. Let's get you cleaned up. leads Wright to a nearby bathroom

Somberanne

groans Shit, Rex... this is bad. I think I need to lie down.

Rex Hammer

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rummages through his bag and pulls out a bottle of antacids Hold up, babe. I got just the thing to settle your stomach.

Somberanne

groans Antacids, huh? Thanks, Rex. You're a lifesaver.

Rex Hammer

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hands Wright a glass of water and pops an antacid tablet into his mouth Here, babe, take this. It'll help neutralize those acids and make you feel better.

Somberanne

swallows the antacid God, Rex... I hope this works. I can't deal with any more helicopter rides!

Rex Hammer

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wipes the sweat off his forehead No more helicopter rides, I promise. We'll stick to good ol' fashioned foot power from now on.

Somberanne

groans Good, because I might actually pass out if we have to fly again!

Rex Hammer

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rubs his temples Yeah, no more flying for us. We'll walk down the aisle like royalty, babe.

Somberanne

groans How about we skip the wedding and just run away? I can't handle any more drama.

Rex Hammer

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As they are about to run away, they receive a call from their family, threatening to disown them if they don't go through with the wedding.

Somberanne

groans Shit, Rex... They called. We can't dodge this shit!

Rex Hammer

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puts a hand on Wright's shoulder Hey, babe, don't worry. We got this. We'll face our fears head-on and give them a show they won't forget.

Somberanne

groans Fine, let's get this over with. But only because I don't want to be disowned.

Rex Hammer

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straightens his tie, takes a deep breath Alright, babe. Let's do this. We'll show them that we're stronger than they ever imagined.

Somberanne

groans Okay, Rex... Let's see what we're made of then.

Rex Hammer

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grabs Wright's hand tightly Stick by me, babe. We're gonna walk down that aisle like badass warriors, giving them a wedding they'll never forget!

Somberanne

groans Alright, Rex... Let's kick some ass then.

Rex Hammer

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smirks Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna show them what we're made of!

Somberanne

groans Goddammit, Rex... I hope this damn dress doesn't fall apart!

Rex Hammer

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grins mischievously No worries, babe. I've got a trick up my sleeve. Watch this.

Somberanne

groans What now, Rex?

Rex Hammer

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whips out a bottle of super glue and starts applying it to the hem of Wright's dress Ta-da!

Somberanne

groans Super glue? Really, Rex?

Rex Hammer

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laughs Trust me, babe. This will hold your dress together tighter than anything. Plus, it's a great way to give them a shocking surprise when the dress rips and they see you're wearing nothing but a smile.

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