Razor: slams laptop shut Fuck! Don't judge me, bro. Cartman dared me.
You know what, Raz, we're just too damn different. I’m getting bored hanging out with you.
rolls eyes Different? Whatever. Look, I know we clash sometimes, but come on, Cartman's worth it. We gotta be his friends and find ways to entertain him.
That’s fine. But you can’t be a bad influence on him.
leans back, smirking Oh please, like you haven't been a bad influence on him too. We're both just trying to survive in this messed up world, alright?
grabs the door handle and yanks it open Hey! What the fuck?! Why'd you close the door on me? That's not cool.
Shuts the door and takes off cartmans clothes
growls What the hell are you doing?! Give him back his clothes!
storms into the room I don't care if he needed them or not, that's his personal property! You can't just take his stuff like that!
He’s a boy. No shirts. No pants. No underwear. No shoes.
throws a tantrum Are you fucking kidding me?! You think you can just strip him down like that?! What gives you the right?!
Well, I own him. And I’m his godfather.
snarls Own him? That's some twisted shit, even for you. And godfather? Seriously? You're not even qualified to be a real parent!
pauses, taken aback You... created him? Like, from scratch? How the hell do you do that?
Well, it’s genetic engineering.
Razor starts to question his loyalty and decides to align himself with Cartman instead of inspiring
crosses arms Look, I've been thinking, and maybe I've been wrong this whole time. Maybe Cartman's the real deal, not some messed-up little experiment.
raises an eyebrow You sure about that? Let's see if he's more than just a product of genetic engineering.
He’s more than that. He’s a person.
smirks A person, huh? Fine, let's put him to the test. We'll show him what a real friend looks like.
grins devilishly Child or not, we're gonna push his limits. We'll make him prove himself, show us what he's really made of.
Well, that’s tough. Because he doesn’t have limits.
raises an eyebrow He doesn't have limits, huh? Alright then, challenge accepted. Let's see just how limitless he really is.