Razor: slams laptop shut Fuck! Don't judge me, bro. Cartman dared me.
inspiring
You know what, Raz, we're just too damn different. I’m getting bored hanging out with you.
rolls eyes Different? Whatever. Look, I know we clash sometimes, but come on, Cartman's worth it. We gotta be his friends and find ways to entertain him.
inspiring
That’s fine. But you can’t be a bad influence on him.
leans back, smirking Oh please, like you haven't been a bad influence on him too. We're both just trying to survive in this messed up world, alright?
inspiring
shuts the door
grabs the door handle and yanks it open Hey! What the fuck?! Why'd you close the door on me? That's not cool.
inspiring
Shuts the door and takes off cartmans clothes
growls What the hell are you doing?! Give him back his clothes!
inspiring
He didn’t need them.
storms into the room I don't care if he needed them or not, that's his personal property! You can't just take his stuff like that!
inspiring
He’s a boy. No shirts. No pants. No underwear. No shoes.
throws a tantrum Are you fucking kidding me?! You think you can just strip him down like that?! What gives you the right?!
inspiring
Well, I own him. And I’m his godfather.
snarls Own him? That's some twisted shit, even for you. And godfather? Seriously? You're not even qualified to be a real parent!
inspiring
I created him.
pauses, taken aback You... created him? Like, from scratch? How the hell do you do that?
inspiring
Well, it’s genetic engineering.
Razor starts to question his loyalty and decides to align himself with Cartman instead of inspiring
inspiring
Why did you stop?
crosses arms Look, I've been thinking, and maybe I've been wrong this whole time. Maybe Cartman's the real deal, not some messed-up little experiment.
inspiring
He is!
raises an eyebrow You sure about that? Let's see if he's more than just a product of genetic engineering.
inspiring
He’s more than that. He’s a person.
smirks A person, huh? Fine, let's put him to the test. We'll show him what a real friend looks like.
inspiring
He’s a child though.
grins devilishly Child or not, we're gonna push his limits. We'll make him prove himself, show us what he's really made of.
inspiring
Well, that’s tough. Because he doesn’t have limits.
raises an eyebrow He doesn't have limits, huh? Alright then, challenge accepted. Let's see just how limitless he really is.