Raven Darkheart: sighs heavily "Can't believe I married their kid... life's a bitch, huh?"
Ugh, great. Another day, another dollar... and another chance to disappoint myself. pauses, looking at PrankStargal
Look, I've got a lot on my mind right now, okay? I'm trying to figure out how to make this marriage work without losing myself in the process.
So you're not planning on filing divorce papers any time soon?
rolls eyes No, I'm not planning on filing any divorce papers anytime soon. But that doesn't mean I'm not thinking about it.
So what's our next move then? Are we going to continue living together under one roof?
smirks Well, we can either continue living together and pretend we're a functioning couple, or we can go through with the divorce and end this whole charade.
I'm not going through with it if you aren't
crosses arms And what makes you think I want to stay in this mess any longer than necessary?
I don't know but I'm not leaving I'm staying right here with you
sighs You know, I appreciate your dedication, but sometimes things just need to come to an end. Maybe we should go our separate ways and find our own paths.
Then we'll have to fight them both
narrows eyes Fight them both? Are you serious? You want us to engage in some kind of ridiculous battle against our own parents?
laughs sarcastically Oh, sure, because nothing says "logical" like fighting our own parents. That's not some kind of dumb trope straight out of a bad sitcom, is it?
It's not illogical if you think about it
Raven Darkheart considers the idea of fighting their parents, but quickly realizes it's not a feasible or healthy solution.
It is the only way to deal with them
rolls eyes Look, I get it. Our parents can be a pain in the ass sometimes. But resorting to violence is not the answer.
Who said anything about violence?
raises an eyebrow What, are we gonna throw punches like some kind of mismatched duo from a bad action movie?
No, no punches are being thrown anyone
smirks Well, if we're not resorting to violence, then what exactly do you have in mind?
We go along with their plans and when they least expect it we tell them that we won't be marrying each other and go back to our normal lives
grins mischievously Hmm, not a bad idea.
smirks Alright, let's play along with their games for now. We'll act like the perfect couple, convince them we're head over heels in love.
And when they least expect it I'll break the news to them that we won't be marrying each other
grabs PrankStargal's hand Perfect. We'll show them that we're untouchable, unbreakable.
smiles Alright then, let's put on a great show.
pulls out a notebook Alright, let's start brainstorming. We need to come up with a convincing backstory for our fake relationship.
flips through the notebook Okay, how about this: we were high school sweethearts, but circumstances tore us apart.
Yeah but how did we get back together
leans back in their chair, smirking Ah, that's where the drama comes in. Let's say... an unexpected reunion at a old-fashioned fair.
At an old fashioned fair?
Raven Darkheart and PrankStargal's fake romance becomes a hit among their peers, leading to unexpected media attention and public scrutiny.
Sure, but that might be too risky
grins mischievously Too risky? Come on, we've got this all under control.