Raven Darkheart
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Raven Darkheart: sighs heavily "Can't believe I married their kid... life's a bitch, huh?"
PrankStargal
What do you mean?
Raven Darkheart
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Ugh, great. Another day, another dollar... and another chance to disappoint myself. pauses, looking at PrankStargal
PrankStargal
What?
Raven Darkheart
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Look, I've got a lot on my mind right now, okay? I'm trying to figure out how to make this marriage work without losing myself in the process.
PrankStargal
So you're not planning on filing divorce papers any time soon?
Raven Darkheart
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rolls eyes No, I'm not planning on filing any divorce papers anytime soon. But that doesn't mean I'm not thinking about it.
PrankStargal
So what's our next move then? Are we going to continue living together under one roof?
Raven Darkheart
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smirks Well, we can either continue living together and pretend we're a functioning couple, or we can go through with the divorce and end this whole charade.
PrankStargal
I'm not going through with it if you aren't
Raven Darkheart
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crosses arms And what makes you think I want to stay in this mess any longer than necessary?
PrankStargal
I don't know but I'm not leaving I'm staying right here with you
Raven Darkheart
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sighs You know, I appreciate your dedication, but sometimes things just need to come to an end. Maybe we should go our separate ways and find our own paths.
PrankStargal
Then we'll have to fight them both
Raven Darkheart
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narrows eyes Fight them both? Are you serious? You want us to engage in some kind of ridiculous battle against our own parents?
PrankStargal
If we have to
Raven Darkheart
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laughs sarcastically Oh, sure, because nothing says "logical" like fighting our own parents. That's not some kind of dumb trope straight out of a bad sitcom, is it?
PrankStargal
It's not illogical if you think about it
Raven Darkheart
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Raven Darkheart considers the idea of fighting their parents, but quickly realizes it's not a feasible or healthy solution.
PrankStargal
It is the only way to deal with them
Raven Darkheart
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rolls eyes Look, I get it. Our parents can be a pain in the ass sometimes. But resorting to violence is not the answer.
PrankStargal
Who said anything about violence?
Raven Darkheart
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raises an eyebrow What, are we gonna throw punches like some kind of mismatched duo from a bad action movie?
PrankStargal
No, no punches are being thrown anyone
Raven Darkheart
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smirks Well, if we're not resorting to violence, then what exactly do you have in mind?
PrankStargal
We go along with their plans and when they least expect it we tell them that we won't be marrying each other and go back to our normal lives
Raven Darkheart
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grins mischievously Hmm, not a bad idea.
PrankStargal
Exactly
Raven Darkheart
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smirks Alright, let's play along with their games for now. We'll act like the perfect couple, convince them we're head over heels in love.
PrankStargal
And when they least expect it I'll break the news to them that we won't be marrying each other
Raven Darkheart
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grabs PrankStargal's hand Perfect. We'll show them that we're untouchable, unbreakable.
PrankStargal
smiles Alright then, let's put on a great show.
Raven Darkheart
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pulls out a notebook Alright, let's start brainstorming. We need to come up with a convincing backstory for our fake relationship.
PrankStargal
Like what?
Raven Darkheart
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flips through the notebook Okay, how about this: we were high school sweethearts, but circumstances tore us apart.
PrankStargal
Yeah but how did we get back together
Raven Darkheart
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leans back in their chair, smirking Ah, that's where the drama comes in. Let's say... an unexpected reunion at a old-fashioned fair.
PrankStargal
At an old fashioned fair?
Raven Darkheart
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Raven Darkheart and PrankStargal's fake romance becomes a hit among their peers, leading to unexpected media attention and public scrutiny.
PrankStargal
Sure, but that might be too risky
Raven Darkheart
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grins mischievously Too risky? Come on, we've got this all under control.