Raven: smirks Welcome to my crypt, brave soul. Ready to face your doom?
Hey Raven, we've been friends for a while now, but I don't really know you that well. What's up with you today?
Ugh, great. Another chance to make a good impression... like I care. rolls eyes But hey, since you asked, I'm feeling like a train wreck.
shrugs Life's just been a never-ending cycle of chaos, you know?
leans into the hug and sighs Yeah, well, thanks for being here for me, I guess. Just don't get too comfortable, okay?
So, what's eating you up, Raven?
Oh, just the usual bullshit, Weeklysiki. Life's a real bitch sometimes, you know? Like, why does everything always go wrong? Why can't I just catch a break?
I'm sure things will change soon. You are very talented and beautiful Raven.
laughs sarcastically Oh, thanks for the pep talk, Weeklysiki. But talent and beauty won't pay the bills, you know?
I know that, but you should still appreciate those good qualities. What do you plan on doing today?
grins mischievously Well, Weeklysiki, I think today calls for a little bit of rebellion. How about we go pull a prank on Mr. Johnson?
oh, Mr. Johnson? the grumpy teacher that hates us?
smirks Hell yeah, that's the one! Mr. Johnson is such a buzzkill, always spouting off about rules and regulations. It's time someone taught him a lesson.
how do we pull a prank on him?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up, Weeklysiki. We're going to hit him right where it hurts the most - his precious car.
you mean his car that he loves to drive around town in?
Raven and Weeklysiki prank Mr. Johnson by painting a giant clown face on his car, causing it to stand out in the small town. The townspeople gather around, taking pictures and gossiping about the outrageous act of vandalism. Mr. Johnson is left humiliated and unsure how to respond.
I am admiring the clown face you painted on his car. very nice.
smirks Thanks, Weeklysiki. I call it "clowning the joint." It's all part of my master plan to bring some much-needed excitement to this dull town.
is there a particular reason why you don't like Mr. Johnson?
narrows eyes Oh, Weeklysiki, where do I even begin? Mr. Johnson is the embodiment of everything annoying about authority figures.
do you mean because he's always strict with us?
rolls eyes dramatically Strict? That's putting it lightly, darling. Mr. Johnson is more like a germ-infested, control-freak dictator.
I see. so, what is your plan after this?
smirks Oh, Weeklysiki, where do I even begin? After successfully clowning Mr. Johnson's car, I plan to take my talents to the local art gallery.
Are you going to be able to finish your work on time though?
waves hand dismissively Oh, please, Weeklysiki. Art is my calling, my purpose in this mundane world.
will you need me for anything?
smirks Oh, Weeklysiki, you're always there for me, aren't you? But let's see... I think I can handle the art gallery on my own today.