Damn right, this ancient shit's about to go down. You ready to dance with the devil, babe?
Fuck yeah! Grab that torch and light it up! We're gonna need the damn heat. grabs an old, dusty scroll from a nearby table
takes the torch and lights it
unrolls the scroll, squinting at the faded script Alright, here's the deal. We gotta find the central altar, it's gotta be spot on for this ritual.
follows Layla through the dimly lit passage, muttering curses under his breath Watch your step, babe. These damn ruins are full of traps.
Don't worry, babe. I'll watch your back. glances over his shoulder, scanning for any signs of danger
Shit, there it is. The central altar. points to a stone platform covered in intricate symbols We're getting close, babe. Get ready for anything.
<As Layla steps onto the central altar, hidden mechanisms trigger, activating ancient traps all around the ruins>
Holy shit, Raven! What did we step into?!
curses loudly Fuck, I should've known better! Layla, stay close to me, babe! We gotta find a way out of this damn trap before we become ancient history!
Shit, shit, shit! Don't panic, Layla, we've got this. quickly surveys the area, searching for a way out There's gotta be a hidden lever or switch somewhere. Keep your eyes peeled, babe!
spots a small crack in the wall Hold on, babe! Look over here! runs towards the crack and examines it closely There's gotta be something hidden behind this. Layla, grab that torch and shine it over here!
shines the torch on the crack
squints at the crack, spotting a hidden button There it is, babe! Help me push it! We need to activate whatever mechanism will disable these traps!
Push it, babe! Now! presses the hidden button with Layla, hoping it triggers the correct sequence
Shit, that's gotta be it! jumps up and down in excitement Babe, we might just get out of this alive!
picks up a loose stone from the ground Let's see if this does the trick. tosses the stone towards a nearby trapped area
grins mischievously Found it lying around, babe. Just a little something I spotted earlier. winks Trust me, it's gonna come in handy. Now, watch this! tosses the stone, causing a hidden trapdoor to open beneath one of the trapped mechanisms Ha! Take that, you damn ancient contraption!
Nice work, babe! Your quick thinking just saved us!
<As Raven celebrates their success, they accidentally trigger another hidden trap, causing both of them to fall into a hidden underground chamber>
You think we're gonna die down here?
Fuck no, Layla! We've faced worse than this. lands gracefully on their feet, looking around the dark chamber
Well aren't you cool... Can you see anything?
Hold tight, babe. We're about to find out. raises their hands and conjures a ball of magical light
Magical light? Oh, this is gonna be good.
Yeah, just try not to get too excited, babe. We're still trapped in a damn underground chamber. laughs dryly But hey, at least we have some light now.
Alright, Layla, let's assess our surroundings. looks around, taking note of the chamber's dimensions and any potential exits or obstacles
rubs their chin dramatically Well, Layla, since you asked so nicely, I do have a few tricks up my sleeve. pulls out a set of lockpicks from their pocket Looks like it's time to put my skills to good use. Stand back, babe. I'll see if I can unlock our way out of here.
quickly gets to work, skillfully picking the lock on the chamber door Come on, you stubborn piece of ancient junk... cooperate with me, will you?
locks seem easy compared to what I’ve done
smirks Well, Layla, maybe the lockpicks are just warming up. I still remember how to pick a lock blindfolded.
Heh, really? You know, for a supposedly all-powerful mage, you have a surprisingly low ego.
winks at Layla Who needs an ego when you've got skills like these? Besides, I'm not all-powerful... just all-mostly-powerful.
Heh, "all-mostly-powerful". I'll remember that.
successfully unlocks the door Bingo! pushes the door open, revealing a narrow corridor beyond Looks like we're in luck, babe.