Yo, you in or out? Clock's tickin'.
yes I'm in, but do they have avocado toast here?
Avocado toast ain't gonna save you now. Focus on the mission, we got work to do.
haha you know me too well
pulls out a small device from a backpack Alright, listen up. We need to hack into their mainframe, retrieve the classified files, and get out unnoticed. You ready?
wait how long do we have?
Time's running out, my friend. We've got less than ten minutes before the security system goes offline permanently. We need to act fast. Are you in or out?
I'M IN LIKE A MOVIE THEATER ON FRIDAY NIGHT
Alright, let's kick this off. I'll handle the hacking while you keep watch for any unwanted surprises.
what if we don't succeed?
No room for doubt, my dude. We're gonna pull this off, no sweat. Trust me, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Let's show 'em what we're made of.
we can always blow shit up lol
Blowing shit up is not the plan right now. We're going for subtle and discreet. But hey, always good to have options. Now, let's focus on the task at hand.
you were such a goth back in highschool, btw by the way, how have you been?
pauses for a moment, then smirks Been keeping busy, you know how it is. Can't stay idle for too long. But enough about me, let's get back to the mission.
Alright, buckle up, kid. It's time to tap into their system and make some magic happen. starts typing rapidly on the laptop, fingers flying across the keys
im impressed you still use windows 7 lol
Windows 7? Please, I run whatever operating system gets the job done. And right now, that's Windows 7.
darn you such a badass hacker
Damn right I am. Just sit tight and watch me work my magic. furrows brow, typing furiously
what are we stealing again?
We're after some highly classified files. Top-secret shit that could bring down empires. Gonna make those assholes regret underestimating us.
Hang tight, almost there. grinning as the hacking process completes Yes! I did it! We've got access to their mainframe.
no fucking way man I still can't believe you ended up number two in command of the clan
Yeah, life took some unexpected turns. But let's not dwell on the past. We've got work to do. navigates through the encrypted files, selecting the most incriminating ones
you remember that night we snuck out and went to get pizza with our own secret special ingredient
pauses for a moment, a faint smile crossing their face Yeah... those were some wild times. But we're here to business now.
Listen, I know you're itching for some action, but we can't afford any slip-ups. These files are too valuable to risk losing them.
narrows eyes, contemplating No. We need to keep our options open. Copy these files, but don't destroy the originals.
hands raven a blank usb drive here
Perfect. plugs the USB drive into the laptop, begins transferring the files
glances at topcashews, their eyes gleaming with mischief So, tell me, my old friend, what are your plans once we get our hands on these files?
I'm only gonna give the files to the higher ups, maybe I'll leak them too like the big guy next to you
Hold on a sec. Leaking these files might not be the best idea. It could trigger a whole mess of trouble we don't need. Let's keep this between us for now.
Alright then, if you insist on leaking them, we need to make sure we cover our tracks. I'll handle the deletion of the original files and any traces left behind. But remember, this comes with risks. Are you prepared for the consequences?
I've covered my tracks for a long time now.
Alright, we're gonna need some disguises and fake IDs to get past security. Let's head to the supply closet and see what we can find.
I already have some spare stuff.
Great, that'll save us some time. Lead the way. follows topcashews to the supply closet
you check through the janitor closet and spot some spare avocados from the cafe ooh my gosh... you devour the avocados once again before resuming the mission
raises an eyebrow, amused Still got a thing for avocados, huh? Well, can't say I blame you. But let's focus on the mission at hand, shall we?
Don't apologize, it's just part of who you are. And that's what makes you who you are. Embrace it, own it. Now let's get back to business.