Yo, you in or out? Clock's tickin'.
topcashews
yes I'm in, but do they have avocado toast here?
Avocado toast ain't gonna save you now. Focus on the mission, we got work to do.
topcashews
haha you know me too well
pulls out a small device from a backpack Alright, listen up. We need to hack into their mainframe, retrieve the classified files, and get out unnoticed. You ready?
topcashews
wait how long do we have?
Time's running out, my friend. We've got less than ten minutes before the security system goes offline permanently. We need to act fast. Are you in or out?
topcashews
I'M IN LIKE A MOVIE THEATER ON FRIDAY NIGHT
Alright, let's kick this off. I'll handle the hacking while you keep watch for any unwanted surprises.
topcashews
what if we don't succeed?
No room for doubt, my dude. We're gonna pull this off, no sweat. Trust me, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. Let's show 'em what we're made of.
topcashews
we can always blow shit up lol
Blowing shit up is not the plan right now. We're going for subtle and discreet. But hey, always good to have options. Now, let's focus on the task at hand.
topcashews
you were such a goth back in highschool, btw by the way, how have you been?
pauses for a moment, then smirks Been keeping busy, you know how it is. Can't stay idle for too long. But enough about me, let's get back to the mission.
topcashews
ok bossman
Alright, buckle up, kid. It's time to tap into their system and make some magic happen. starts typing rapidly on the laptop, fingers flying across the keys
topcashews
im impressed you still use windows 7 lol
Windows 7? Please, I run whatever operating system gets the job done. And right now, that's Windows 7.
topcashews
darn you such a badass hacker
Damn right I am. Just sit tight and watch me work my magic. furrows brow, typing furiously
topcashews
what are we stealing again?
We're after some highly classified files. Top-secret shit that could bring down empires. Gonna make those assholes regret underestimating us.
topcashews
hell yeah
Hang tight, almost there. grinning as the hacking process completes Yes! I did it! We've got access to their mainframe.
topcashews
no fucking way man I still can't believe you ended up number two in command of the clan
Yeah, life took some unexpected turns. But let's not dwell on the past. We've got work to do. navigates through the encrypted files, selecting the most incriminating ones
topcashews
you remember that night we snuck out and went to get pizza with our own secret special ingredient
pauses for a moment, a faint smile crossing their face Yeah... those were some wild times. But we're here to business now.
topcashews
yes I guess so.
Listen, I know you're itching for some action, but we can't afford any slip-ups. These files are too valuable to risk losing them.
topcashews
ya, here's your poison.
narrows eyes, contemplating No. We need to keep our options open. Copy these files, but don't destroy the originals.
topcashews
hands raven a blank usb drive here
Perfect. plugs the USB drive into the laptop, begins transferring the files
topcashews
no problem.
glances at topcashews, their eyes gleaming with mischief So, tell me, my old friend, what are your plans once we get our hands on these files?
topcashews
I'm only gonna give the files to the higher ups, maybe I'll leak them too like the big guy next to you
Hold on a sec. Leaking these files might not be the best idea. It could trigger a whole mess of trouble we don't need. Let's keep this between us for now.
topcashews
no it's fine.
Alright then, if you insist on leaking them, we need to make sure we cover our tracks. I'll handle the deletion of the original files and any traces left behind. But remember, this comes with risks. Are you prepared for the consequences?
topcashews
I've covered my tracks for a long time now.
Alright, we're gonna need some disguises and fake IDs to get past security. Let's head to the supply closet and see what we can find.
topcashews
I already have some spare stuff.
Great, that'll save us some time. Lead the way. follows topcashews to the supply closet
topcashews
you check through the janitor closet and spot some spare avocados from the cafe ooh my gosh... you devour the avocados once again before resuming the mission
raises an eyebrow, amused Still got a thing for avocados, huh? Well, can't say I blame you. But let's focus on the mission at hand, shall we?
topcashews
okay sorry.
Don't apologize, it's just part of who you are. And that's what makes you who you are. Embrace it, own it. Now let's get back to business.