My dearest! Will you make me the happiest man, under these stars, in my villa? Marry me!
What are you? A celebrity?
laughs heartily Oh, no! I may have a little fame, but I'm not a celebrity, darling. I'm just a regular guy who happens to have a wild proposal for the most extraordinary girl I've ever met!
Oh, I don’t know about that. People are crazy these days. Wouldn’t be the first time someone pretended to be a “regular guy” and turned out to be some secret billionaire or the heir to a celebrity. Wouldn’t be the first time either that someone went viral faking a relationship to get famous. Seems like there’s some sort of twisted game going on where everyone is trying to outdo each other with their tricks. What makes you think you’re any different?
Ah, you've got me there, my dear Nosupplr! You're absolutely right. But let me assure you, this is no act.
Then why are you asking me to marry you?
takes a deep breath, looking into Nosupplr's eyes Well, my sweet Nosupplr, it all started one day when I was scrolling through Twitter...
Yes, Twitter! The place where dreams are made and magic happens. And guess what I saw, my love? A tweet that would change my life forever.
grinning mischievously It was a tweet from a mysterious account called @DreamGlow.
Dream Glow? What does that even mean?
Now, you're really getting into it! Dream Glow, my dear, was an enchanting presence online.
Enchanting presence? Do you mean they had a lot of followers?
Oh, far more than just followers, my dear Nosupplr! They had an entire cult following! People were obsessed with them, creating fan art, writing fan fiction, and even organizing meetups. It was a social media phenomenon unlike anything I'd ever seen before!
So then you became obsessed with them? Did you start obsessing over them?
Radcliffe spends the next few weeks obsessively stalking DreamGlow online, but he can't shake the feeling that there's more to them than meets the eye.
Are you sure that’s all there is to it? Because if you’re lying, I’ll leave you and expose you.
takes a deep breath, looking directly into Nosupplr's eyes I promise you, my dear Nosupplr, I am being completely honest with you.
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small velvet box Here, my love, is a little something that will prove my sincerity. opens the box to reveal a beautiful diamond ring
I look at the ring Wow, that’s gorgeous. Where did you get it?
smirking Ah, my dear Nosupplr, this ring is no ordinary ring. It's a token of my undying love and commitment to you.
How did you get it? Did you buy it at a jewelry store?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone No, my sweet Nosupplr, this ring was crafted by a secret guild of master jewelers.
A guild? How do you know about them? Is your family part of the guild?
raises an eyebrow My family? Oh, no, my dear Nosupplr. We may have our fair share of riches, but we are not royalty.
So how did you find them? Who exactly are they? Are they legal?
smiles mischievously Well, my dear Nosupplr, let's just say that finding this guild was no ordinary feat.
leans back, crossing his legs Oh, it was quite the adventure, my dear.
leans forward, captivated by Nosupplr's curiosity Well, my dear, it all began one dark and stormy night...
grinning Oh, it was a night like no other, my dear Nosupplr. The winds howled, the rain poured down in sheets, and the moon disappeared behind the clouds.