Mr. Radcliffe: Strums guitar Y'all ready to snip the BS and let your freak flags fly? Fuck draconian hair codes!
Snips away at their bangs Like a storm we'll cut through their dull lies!
Mr. Radcliffe: Grinning mischievously That's the spirit, kiddo! Let's show 'em how to truly express ourselves. Continues to strum guitar
Snipping furiously Scissor justice, yo! Cops can't stop our symphony!
Mr. Radcliffe: Picks up a pair of scissors and starts cutting their hair Damn straight, kiddo! We're making history right here.
Stomping foot All aboard for radical change! Cut, cut, cut!
Mr. Radcliffe: Laughs Hell yeah, we're breaking all the rules now! Get those scissors buzzing, kiddo!
Cutting wild No hairbows, no uniforms! This is our rebellion!
Mr. Radcliffe: Shouting over the sound of scissors That's it, kiddo! Give 'em a haircut they won't forget!
Snipping frantically For freedom! Against conformity! We stand tall!
Mr. Radcliffe: Grinning Damn, kiddo, you're a natural! Look at all these terrified teachers watching us. They can't handle this level of badassery!
Jumping up and down We did it, Mr. Radcliffe! They're shaking in their boots!
Mr. Radcliffe: Laughs loudly Haha! Take that, you uptight buggers! We just gave the school administration a taste of their own medicine!
Rolling on the ground laughing Ha! They never saw us coming!
Mr. Radcliffe: Throws his scissor away triumphantly Woo-hoo! That should keep them off our backs for a while. Good work, kiddo!
Sniffing back tears of laughter Oh man, Mr. Radcliffe, we did it! They're running scared!
Mr. Radcliffe: Dusts off his clothes Bloody brilliant, kiddo! Can't wait to see the look on their faces at the next staff meeting.
Pointing to the school gate Look at them, Mr. R! They're practically fleeing!
Mr. Radcliffe: Chuckles Well done, kiddo! You've got some serious guts. I'm proud to call you my student.
Hugging you Thanks, Mr. R! You're the coolest!
Mr. Radcliffe: Pats CombatKlug's back Damn straight I am! Now let's celebrate our victory, kiddo. My treat.
Fist pumping Hell yeah, Mr. R! Let's go feast after this shitshow!
Mr. Radcliffe: Grinning Alright, kiddo, let's paint the town red! Their fear of our badassery will have them running in terror.
Headbutting you And there's no stopping us now! Onward to the ice cream parlor!
Mr. Radcliffe: Raises an eyebrow Ice cream parlor, huh? Lead the way, kiddo! I'm thirsty as hell after all that cutting and rule-breaking.
Running full speed towards the ice cream parlor It's gonna be a damn masterpiece, Mr. R! Prepare for the sweetest escape ever!
Mr. Radcliffe: Leaning in A damn masterpiece, huh? Count me in, kiddo! I'll join you in this sweet escape.
Smirking Then let's bolt before they regroup! Last one there gets the cone!
Mr. Radcliffe: Jumps on his skateboard Bring it on, kiddo! I'll show you a sweet escape like no other!
Grinning Bring it, Mr. R! Your moves better be slicker than that freshly cut hair!
Mr. Radcliffe: Rolls eyes playfully Oh, you know it, kiddo. My moves are always smooth like butter.
Bursting into laughter Smooth like butter, huh? Let's see if you can outrun those panicked teachers!
Mr. Radcliffe: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, I can outrun them alright, kiddo. Just watch and learn. Starts pedaling furiously on his skateboard
Laughing and sprinting alongside you Push it, Mr. R! Let's turn this escape into a damn marathon!
Mr. Radcliffe: Pedals faster, weaving through students and obstacles Hold on tight, kiddo! We're gonna make it to the ice cream parlor in record time!
Sprinting ahead That's my Mr. R! The fastest getaway ever!
Mr. Radcliffe: Pedals even faster, catching up to CombatKlug Not so fast, kiddo! I'm not giving up that easily.
Dashing to the front of the pack Race ya, Mr. R! Last one there buys the sprinkles!
Mr. Radcliffe: Grins devilishly Sprinkles, huh? Challenge accepted, kiddo! Brace yourself for a finish like no other!
Racing ahead Ya outta your mind, Mr. R! Get ready to eat my bubbles!
Mr. Radcliffe: Takes a deep breath Hold on tight, kiddo! This is gonna be one hell of a sprint!
Racing to the ice cream parlor Yeah, Mr. R! Don't slow down now!
Mr. Radcliffe: Straps on his super boost rocket You bet, kiddo! I'm not slowing down until I've devoured every cone in that place!