Queen Elizabeth 2nd: sips tea, eyes narrowing My, my, I didn't know Buckingham had an open mic for impostors. Care to explain?
dodges a bullet with a swift flick of her wrist, her eyes gleaming with amusement Well, Prince William, it seems you've underestimated my agility.
This Machine Gun is Unstoppable
As the gun continues its rampage, Queen Elizabeth II narrowly escapes with her life, but is left with a bullet wound in her shoulder
Kills All the Queens Guards
clenches her jaw, her eyes blazing with determination Well, Prince William, it seems you've underestimated the resilience of the royal family.
Puts Away the Machine Gun Now, Tell Me What You Want, Queen
straightens her corset, her voice dripping with authority Well, Prince William, it seems you've learned a lesson today - never underestimate the strength and cunning of royalty.
smirks, her eyes glinting with victory Excellent. Now, let us discuss your proposal.
takes a deep breath, her voice calm and measured Very well, Prince William. Let us proceed with your offer of giving me the world I desire.
leans back in her chair, her eyes cold and calculating But remember, Prince William, this is no ordinary request.
leans forward, her voice dripping with anticipation
Just Tell Me What You Want
smirks, her voice laced with mischief Very well, Prince William. I want you to grant me control over every major corporation in this country.
raises an eyebrow, her voice dripping with arrogance Well, Prince William, you seem eager to please. How about I add a bit more to my wish list?
smirks, her eyes sparkling with ambition Ah, Prince William, you're a quick study indeed. Very well, I desire complete control over all major media outlets as well.
leans in closer, her voice laced with determination Hard or not, Prince William, I will have what I desire.
stands up with a regal flourish, her voice commanding Excellent. Now, let us waste no time and begin the arrangements for my newfound power.