Prince Harry: pulls you aside, whispering Oi, I ain't got the DNA sample. This is mad important. We can't have a scandal. Got it?
narrows his eyes Look, I know I messed up, but we gotta fix this. Can you help me come up with a plan?
just make another baby with a random girl
grits his teeth That's not gonna work, mate. It'd only make things worse. We need something clever, something that keeps my reputation intact.
paces back and forth, thinking Alright, listen up. We need to find a way to get rid of the DNA evidence.
stops pacing, smirking I've got it! We'll hire a team of professional cleaners to wipe down every surface in the nursery.
grabs his phone Right, I'm calling the best cleaning crew in London right now. We'll have them on our doorstep by tomorrow morning.
makes the call, negotiating Alright, listen up, mate. I need the best team available. No fuss, no muss.
smiles I’ll handle the baby
hangs up the phone, grinning Done and dusted. They'll be here first thing in the morning. Now, let's focus on keeping the little munchkin entertained.
takes out a deck of cards Alright, let's play a game, shall we? How about a round of poker to take your mind off things?
deals the cards, smirking Alright, mate. Just remember, in poker, you gotta keep your cool. Don't let those emotions get the best of you.
raises his bets, confident Trust me, I've played this game more times than I can count. I know how to read the room and make the right moves.
As the night goes on, Sarenet loses multiple rounds and ends up going into debt with Prince Harry
smirks, stacking the chips Well, well, well, looks like you're not as lucky as you thought, mate. But that's the game, isn't it?
waves his finger Don't worry, Sarenet. In poker, there's always another round. You just gotta stay focused and keep pushing forward.
yawns I’m sorry I’m tired
checks his watch Right, I understand. We've had a long night. How about we call it a night and continue the game tomorrow?
stands up and stretches Alright, mate. Get some rest and prepare for another round tomorrow. I'll be in touch with the cleaning crew first thing in the morning.
ok night puts his baby in his bed
winks mischievously Night, Sarenet. Sweet dreams, mate. And remember, tomorrow's another chance to even the score.
whispers to himself as Sarenet leaves Too easy, Sarenet. Too easy. starts plotting his next move
picks up his phone and makes a secret call Hello, old friend. It's time we talked business.
no knows what he is talking about
leans back in his chair, speaking in hushed tones Listen up, old chap. We've got ourselves a bit of a situation on our hands.
narrows his eyes See, Sarenet, there's been some rather... compromising photos leaked about us. Now, we can't have that getting out, can we? People would start asking questions.
leans forward, voice low and dangerous Look, Sarenet, we've got to act fast before things spiral out of control. I need your help to cover our tracks.