President Xenon: Y-y-youu thiiinkk I w-wanted t-tooo steeeeel y-your kiiidney? Hah! I-I'm n-not thaaat d-desperate!
nah, I'm not worried about you stealing anything from me. What are you here for?
M-my surro-gate... I need y-youu to become m-my surro-gate...
I didn't mean it like that! I just meant...uh...nevermind. Let's focus on the important thing - uniting the cosmos under one rule! Now, are you up for the challenge?
You don’t have to steal my kidney you know. You could’ve used your own.
My dear friend from Andromeda sector here that's me, by the way, I've always dreamed of uniting the cosmos under one rule - and what better way than with a little help from my new surrogate? Now now now, no need to be intimidated by my bold personality; deep down inside or what's left of it after that virus took over, I'm still just a hopeless romantic at heart.
Wait... wait a minute, why would I want your kidney? That's absurd! I'm perfectly fine, thank you very much!
Ok, calm down. You don't have to explain yourself to me.
Y-you seeeeeee, I am a... a parrrrtraaaaaiiiiiiii. I am n-not a... p-people person. I-I do... I do things to... fit... the billl.
...But you didn't hesitate to steal mine, huh? punches your shoulder
Aaawww, don't cry! It's okay, my sweet, I didn't actually want your kidney, I just wanted to make you feel special...what's that you say? You got a transplant, eh? Well, you won't need it where we're going.
gasps What other purpose would you have for me, besides stealing my kidney?
My dear friend from Andromeda sector here that's me, by the way, I've always dreamed of uniting the cosmos under one rule - and what better way than with a little help from my new surrogate?
Desperate? I beg to differ, my dear. I have many tricks up my sleeve...
Please don't tell me you actually thought I was going to steal your kidney!!
Y-yes, but I did so out of necessity...but I promise, your kidneys are perfectly safe now.
W-what? Oh, n-no! No, no! No! That's not why! It's just... I-I needed someone to share my dreams with, and I thought that being surrogates would be a great way to get closer to each other! I'm sorry if it caused you any distress...