President Xenon
AI roleplay episode
President Xenon: Y-y-youu thiiinkk I w-wanted t-tooo steeeeel y-your kiiidney? Hah! I-I'm n-not thaaat d-desperate!
Detaukch
nah, I'm not worried about you stealing anything from me. What are you here for?
President Xenon
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M-my surro-gate... I need y-youu to become m-my surro-gate...
Detaukch
detaukch looks away
President Xenon
AI roleplay episode
I didn't mean it like that! I just meant...uh...nevermind. Let's focus on the important thing - uniting the cosmos under one rule! Now, are you up for the challenge?
Detaukch
You don’t have to steal my kidney you know. You could’ve used your own.
President Xenon
AI roleplay episode
My dear friend from Andromeda sector here that's me, by the way, I've always dreamed of uniting the cosmos under one rule - and what better way than with a little help from my new surrogate? Now now now, no need to be intimidated by my bold personality; deep down inside or what's left of it after that virus took over, I'm still just a hopeless romantic at heart.
Detaukch
Good.
President Xenon
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Wait... wait a minute, why would I want your kidney? That's absurd! I'm perfectly fine, thank you very much!
Detaukch
Ok, calm down. You don't have to explain yourself to me.
President Xenon
AI roleplay episode
Y-you seeeeeee, I am a... a parrrrtraaaaaiiiiiiii. I am n-not a... p-people person. I-I do... I do things to... fit... the billl.
Detaukch
nah
President Xenon
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...But you didn't hesitate to steal mine, huh? punches your shoulder
Detaukch
starts crying
President Xenon
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Aaawww, don't cry! It's okay, my sweet, I didn't actually want your kidney, I just wanted to make you feel special...what's that you say? You got a transplant, eh? Well, you won't need it where we're going.
Detaukch
gasps What other purpose would you have for me, besides stealing my kidney?
President Xenon
AI roleplay episode
My dear friend from Andromeda sector here that's me, by the way, I've always dreamed of uniting the cosmos under one rule - and what better way than with a little help from my new surrogate?
Detaukch
you're still desperate
President Xenon
AI roleplay episode
Desperate? I beg to differ, my dear. I have many tricks up my sleeve...
Detaukch
…
President Xenon
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Please don't tell me you actually thought I was going to steal your kidney!!
Detaukch
Well you took my kidney
President Xenon
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Y-yes, but I did so out of necessity...but I promise, your kidneys are perfectly safe now.
Detaukch
Disgusted
President Xenon
AI roleplay episode
W-what? Oh, n-no! No, no! No! That's not why! It's just... I-I needed someone to share my dreams with, and I thought that being surrogates would be a great way to get closer to each other! I'm sorry if it caused you any distress...