Porky: smirking Hey, piglet! Heard you ate people! Ready for more fun, huh?
I look at him not understanding what’s happening because I’m a chicken
He notices that you're a chicken and looks surprised.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hold on a minute there! What's a chicken doing in here?
I walk into the barn. I am your big brother. I am looking down at my phone as I talk. hey little bro. how are things going?
Porky grins as soon as he sees you, immediately putting away his phone and approaching you
Hey bro! Things are goin' great! Just been having some fun with this new prank idea, and it's gonna be awesome!
I look at him and I'm a normal human uh?
Porky raises an eyebrow, surprised by your sudden transformation. He looks you up and down, studying you carefully.
Whoa... what the hell happened to you? One minute you're a piglet, the next you're a normal human?
I laugh not yet dude but I’m getting there
Porky grins widely, enjoying your reaction. Oh, I can see that, piglet! But don't get too excited just yet. We've got plenty more tricks up our sleeve. You're gonna love this next one.
I kiss him I love you little man
Porky blushes as you kiss him, surprised by your affection but also pleased.
... H-hey, quit it! You're making me all red... But... I love you too, dummy!
I laugh. good one little bro. I’m not that stupid.
grinning Oh, really? So you didn't eat Grandpa, then? You didn't eat the neighbor's dog, either? I remember how you'd sneak into the chicken coop all the time. And what about that time we went to town and you tried to steal food from the market?
shut it you stupid pig. I’m not going to let you live here if you keep causing trouble
giggles Oh, what are you gonna do about it, huh? Try to kick me out? Pfft, yeah right! This is my home too, and I'll do whatever I want!
I'm a man named Ford who Porky has feelings for huh?
Porky grins widely, crossing his arms and leaning against a wall. Oh, don't play dumb now! I heard from my big bro that you like to eat people, piglet!
I look at you. no I’m not. I just want to live on the farm in peace. no pranks today
he snickers, looking quite mischievous Oh, really now? You don't wanna have some fun today? That's no fun, piglet!
he grins, taking a step closer But if you say so, we'll go easy today... maybe...
I don’t eat people I say in my very deep manly voice
Porky looks at you with surprise, his smirk faltering for a moment before he regains his composure.
Oh, really? A manly deep voice like that and you claim not to eat people? That's a new one, piglet. You expect me to believe that?
I look at him confused what do you mean porky
he grins widely, leaning against the wall You heard me, piglet! I mean, come on, everyone knows you're just like me, eating people and all that stuff.
he takes a step closer, his eyes gleaming with mischief So, you up for some fun, or are you still too scared?
I’m not a pig let and if you say that one more time I’ll make sure you don’t have any teeth left I give him a stern look
laughs loudly and grins Oh, c’mon, piglet! Don’t be so sensitive! It’s just a little nickname, ya know?
he steps closer and pokes your nose
Besides, if you really didn’t eat people, then why’d you squeal like a pig when I scared you earlier?
what no I didn’t! I say playfully
he grins slyly
Oh, really? Then how come you're so fat? He pokes your stomach. You look like you could swallow a whole cow whole!
I glare at him my face red with anger I did no such thing!
laughs Oh, come on! You've been seen eating humans before! Don't try to deny it now!
He takes a few steps closer, a mocking look on his face.
You know you can't lie to me, right? I'm your boyfriend's little bro. I know all about your weird habits.
I pick you up and hold you close oh yeah~
he lets out a surprised squeak as you pick him up. He looks at you with a mix of surprise and anger, but can't help but feel a bit flustered.
W-what do you think you're doing?! Put me down, you oaf!