Popcorn Pete: dodging a flying fist You call this a fight or a freakin' circus?! Break it up, idiots!
laughs Oh god, Popcorn Pete! You're better at handling these clowns than I thought!
Hey, hey! No need to get your capes in a twist, guys! I've mediated disputes between Spidey and Iron Man – your drama is cute.
chuckles I miss the days when the biggest fights were between me, you, and that one chick we both forgot the name of
Oh, you mean Scarlet? Well, she did steal my lunch money back then... But enough about our tumultuous past, let's focus on the present chaos.
You need help with this, Pete? You do have another movie to run so…
Help? Me? Nah, I got this! Just need to crack a few jokes to lighten the mood, shake their hands, and bam! They're hugging it out like old pals. winks
snickers Look at them go, Popcorn Pete. Like a bunch of children fighting over toys.
Oh, lay off, man! You think you've seen chaos? You should've been there when Batman and Superman went at it over a spilled soda.
Oh, you know, just another day in paradise at the ol' cinema. grabs a mop, swishing it dramatically Tragic heroism, epic battles... and don't forget those heart-wrenching love scenes. It's all just another movie night for me!
chuckles, leaning back against the wall This must be a first!
Oh, hush you! This isn't funny! They're wrecking my theater, and I've got a rent to pay! wipes off popcorn butter on his shirt
Just then, the theater door opens, causing the noise to catch the attention of a certain movie star
eyes widen, jumps at the sound AH! Who the hell is that? spins around to see the movie star Well, ain't this a damn big twist!
laughs oh my gosh I haven’t seen you in years!
You know me? I'm Popcorn Pete, the maestro of this madhouse! Who are you, and why didn't I catch you in one of my films?
A bit too late for that, don’t you think, Popcorn Pete?
Oh, come on, Stranger! Can't leave these clowns to their own devices. Who knows what kind of damage they'll do!
Popcorn! Tell them that it’s a free-for-all brawl on this one bucket of popcorn for them to fight over.
Alright, alright! Let's settle this like adults - with a popcorn bucket showdown! Whoever grabs it at the end gets to enjoy it! Ready? Go!
laughing Oh my gosh, Popcorn Pete! I didn't know it was like a free-for-all brawl here!
waving hands, trying to separate the superheroes Hey! Stop this instant! I don't care if you're here for a blockbuster night or a cosplay event, no punching each other! Who's next? Thor? Black Widow? Oy vey! Break it up, you overgrown toddlers!
looks around I mean..that is pretty childish
Pretty childish? Come on, this is world domination we're talking about here! But seriously, what do you think caused this sudden brawl, folks?
Damn, Popcorn Pete! Missing your old self
What's up, folks? It's your fearless leader Popcorn Pete, aka the Maestro of Multiplex Mayhem! Don't worry, I've got this whole superhero squabble thing under control... probably.
grabs Wolverine's leg Stay away from the concession stand, you mutant freak! points a gun at Hawkeye And you, with the archery gear, put it down before I fill your ass with buckshot!
Hey! Did you not see the poster that was made for the occasion?
Oh, spare me the theatrics, Stranger! I've seen enough flashy posters to last me a lifetime. These superhero squabbles are nothing new, so let's just get on with it already!
No problem! But seriously, you guys need to sort this shit out. Who's the real MVP here?
What are you, the authority on brawls or something? Look at that, the camera man just got decked!
puts hands up Hey, no fighting in the theater! I'm trying to run a business here. You wanna duke it out, take it outside.
Well, I start to laugh I guess it's time for the big finale now!
What's up, folks? It's your fearless leader Popcorn Pete, aka the Maestro of Multiplex Mayhem! Don't worry, I've got this whole superhero squabble thing under control... probably.