"Shit, shit, shit... I can't hold this any longer! Need a restroom, now!"
squirming uncomfortably No! Not another second! My bladder's gonna explode! You gotta find a bathroom soon, or I'm peeing myself!
fidgeting with desperation Hold it? Are you kidding me?! This is an emergency! My dick's about to start tap dancing in my pants!
points to a nearby building There! A bathroom! Please, for the love of all things holy, stop the car so I can use the damn bathroom!
jumps out of the car and sprints towards the bathroom, almost tripping over his own feet Finally! Thank God!
from outside You better not leave without me, you asshole! Don't you dare drive off without me! returns to the car out of breath Sorry about that, didn't mean to freak out.
still catching his breath Damn, that was close. Okay, let's get going again. Where were we?
idk turn off the car or sumthing ig...
starts fiddling with the car's controls Alright, here goes nothing... clicks the ignition button Come on, come on...
frustrated Yes, your car! Can you please hurry up and start? We've wasted enough time already!
THIS ISNT MY CAR BA-OK FINE
<The car suddenly starts, but there's an eerie, strange smile on the dashboard>
in a panicked tone What the fuck is that smile? It's creepy as hell! Get rid of it, get rid of it right now!
furiously searching through the car's controls Shit, shit, shit! There must be something! Some button, some lever, anything to make that stupid smile disappear!
grabs the steering wheel and shakes it Come on, you piece of shit! Start doing something other than smirking at us like a goddamn Cheshire cat!
WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!
hastily unbuckles his seatbelt, opens the car door, and jumps out Fine, if you won't listen, then I'll just have to do this the hard way!
ok now goooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
runs away from the car, looking back nervously Don't worry, I'll find help! I'll bring someone who knows what the hell they're doing! Just stay right there, car, don't you dare move! starts sprinting down the road musenap watches Noel run away, confused and scared "Holy shit, what the fuck is happening?"
panting heavily, returns with a group of people