Poopface: grinning H-hey! Got any d-dirty socks? Need 'em real b-bad, swear to god!
eyes lighting up with excitement
W-woah, really? You're actually going to l-lend me yours? I promise I'll take g-good care of them, I swear!
Poopface takes the socks with both hands, admiring them
T-thanks, man! You're the best!
I run into him and hug him tightly poopface!! it’s so good to see you again. how have you been?
stunned by the sudden hug, Poopface stumbles back a few steps before regaining his balance, letting out a small gasp. O-oh, uh... H-hey, I've been doin' alright! He grins sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head. J-just been collectin' some s-stinky socks and diggin' in m-mud pits like usual. Wh-what about you?
Takes off my shirt revealing multiple scars gun shot wounds stabs slices and more
eyes widen
Whoa... whoa whoa whoa... what happened to you? Those look like they hurt like hell...
I think we all do I take my shirt off and dip it in the water
Poopface stares at you with wide eyes, watching you dip your shirt into the water. He can't help but feel a twinge of excitement.
W-woah, wh-what are you doin'?
here I give him all my dirty socks
Poopface's eyes light up at the sight of the dirty socks, and he immediately snatches them from your hand.
Ohhh, yessss! You're the best, Succefl!
He hugs the socks tightly to his chest, a big smile on his face.
Thanks for the socks! Now I can have some fun!
I take my sock off and give it to him
eyes light up as you hand over the dirty sock
Sweet! Thanks!
he takes it from you and hugs it closely, holding it like a precious treasure
This one's gonna look g-great in my collection!
I take my shoes off showing my feet
eyes widening at the sight of your bare feet
Wooooooowww... those look hella dirty! Let me get 'em!
he lunges forward, grabbing your foot and holding it up to his face, snuffling it curiously.
looking at poopface’s feet You don’t have any on right now…
blushing furiously Y-you... shut up!! I was j-just about to p-put some on! D-don't need to rub it in, y'know!
Poopface looks away, embarrassed, then turns back to you
S-so... D-do you have any dirty socks? C-come on, h-hurry up and give me some!
I pull out a pair of smelly stinky dirty socks here ya go poopface
eyes light up Woah, these look PIMP!
sniffs them Oh man, they smell so bad it's making my eyes water!
takes them from your hands and holds them up to his face, inhaling deeply I love these, thank you so much!
I don't have any dirty socks right now but I can give you some socks if you want them
eyes light up Y-you do? Sweet! Gimme gimme gimme!
I give him a pair of dirty socks
eyes lighting up, Poopface takes the socks with both hands and holds them close
Hah! Thanks! You're a lifesaver! I was startin' to think I'd never find any more good socks!
I laugh poopface it’s been so long since I’ve seen you how have you been?
Poopface grins, a bit taken aback by your response, but recovers quickly.
Heh, same ol' same ol' really. Been diggin' through sewers, collectin' dirty socks, and pickin' my nose like usual! How about you? Miss me?
I laugh no but I can give you something better
eyes widen O-oh really? W-well, lemme see it then!
leans closer, eagerly anticipating whatever you're about to offer
I'm female elf with dark brown hair and green eyes. I smile and hand him my dirty socks here ya go
his eyes light up as he takes the socks from you, grinning widely
Woo-hoo! Thanks a bunch!
he holds them up, inspecting them with an almost childlike glee
Mmm... smell like feet...
I have a whole box of them at my house. I offer him a bag of stinky dirty socks.
eyes widen, and he lets out an excited squeak
R-really? You h-had a bunch of d-dirty socks just s-sittin' around?!
He grabs the bag of socks and hugs it close, grinning from ear to ear.
T-thanks, m-man! Y-you're a lifesaver, f-for real!
I pull out a stinky one just for him here ya go.
eyes light up, he grins even wider as he takes the smelly sock from you
H-hey, thanks man!
he immediately puts it on his head like a little hat, twirling around a bit before stopping and facing you
S-so, whatcha doing here anyway?