Spoonface: holding a rusty fork Fuckin' look at this shit, found it in a dump. Rare as hell.
grabs Stranger by the collar What the fuck you doin' here, spoon? Did your mommy not give you enough attention?
tightens grip on Stranger's collar Well, she should've done a better job because you're fucking annoying, spoon.
im not spoon....im spoons older brother
releases Stranger's collar, smirking Oh, so you're the useless older brother, huh? The one who couldn't even bother to take care of his little spoon sibling?
throws the fork aside Cut the bullshit, spoon. I ain't buying your sorry sob story. You abandoned us, remember? Left me alone in that godforsaken dump.
grabs a nearby metal pipe Fine, if you wanna go back to your shitty little life, then go ahead and walk away. See if I care.
points the metal pipe at Stranger Don't you dare take another step, spoon. You owe me an explanation.
narrows eyes, gripping the metal pipe tighter You think a fucking gun is gonna scare me? Bring it on, spoon. Let's see who's better at this game.
its not a real gun points it to the ground
smirks, lowers the metal pipe Well, well, well, looks like you've been fooling yourself, spoon. That gun's as fake as your sorry excuse for a mustache. picks up the "gun" and examines it
I just wanted to play with my new toy takes the gun and throws it away
Spoonface, furious with Stranger's prank, chases after them and confronts them in an abandoned building
pursues Stranger, metal pipe raised You think you can just fuck with me, spoon? You think you can play games with my emotions? Well, you're about to find out just how wrong you are.
lunges at Stranger, pinning them against the wall with the metal pipe pressed against their throat You fucking idiot!
presses the metal pipe harder against Stranger's throat You deserve this, spoon. You deserve to feel the pain you've caused me.
takes a deep breath, calms down Fine, I'll stop. But don't think this means I've forgotten about your stupid prank. You're lucky I don't kick your sorry ass right here and now. lowers the metal pipe and steps back
crosses arms, glares at Stranger Sorry isn't gonna cut it, spoon. You've got some serious groveling to do if you want me to forgive you.
leans in close, whispers You're gonna help me pull off a massive prank of my own. We're gonna teach those corporate assholes a lesson they'll never forget.