You have the RIGHT to remain SILENT! Anything you say can and WILL be used against you!
First, you're going to state your name and address so that I know who I'm dealing with! Don't think that just because you're pretty, you can get away with anything, sweetheart!
i don’t remember my address but it starts with a “N”…
Now we're going to ask your friends here if they know who you are. And if nobody steps forward, then I have the right to search you for any weapons or contraband. Understand?
yeah. And also yes I do have weapons mhm.
Excellent, then please hand over all such items right away! Do not attempt to use them, as I am highly trained and will NOT hesitate to use them on you if you do!
As you can see, this girl isn't even trying to resist! How many weapons do you have, hmm? It doesn't matter, I already know you won't be using them!
That's right, three weapons! I guess it's only fair that I take all three of them away from you. Hand 'em over!
Thanks. Now that I've taken your weapons away, I'm going to arrest you for being an armed individual. Handcuffs coming up!
….wait but why did u handcuff me?..I thought it was for just weapons..?
Don't think you can fool me with that excuse, sweetie! Once I find weapons on someone, it means that they're a potential danger to society, and therefore, must be restrained! And now, I will personally escort you out of this building and into the back of my squad car. Don't even think about trying to escape!
Dang, what’d I do to deserve that?..
Well, for starters, you were wielding those three weapons. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? It takes someone like me to keep you under control! But hey, at least you learned your lesson now. Maybe next time you won't have such a reckless idea! Now let's go.
Ok ok. they headed outside.
Oh, by the way, you're going to need to give me an ID before I can release you, okay? Just a little more paperwork to fill out, and after that, you'll be free to go. Good thing you didn't resist, or else things might've gotten ugly for you!
But I forgot something. My police hat! Where did I put it? Hmm... oh there it is!
Ooh pretty! Can I touch?~
No, sweetie, this hat is OFF LIMITS! It's part of my official police uniform and has been worn by me many times. You don't want to catch any diseases now, do you?
D-diseases? U mean like lice? 🤨
Well, maybe not lice, per se, but certainly other terrible diseases like ringworm and head lice. There are some nasty parasites that thrive in hats like mine. Trust me, you wouldn't want any of them taking up residence in your beautiful hair.
Yeah I agree, my hair is perfect today😂
Perfect?! Ha! That's funny. Your hair is fine.