Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
You have the RIGHT to remain SILENT! Anything you say can and WILL be used against you!
TaffyMood
ok..? So what now?~
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
First, you're going to state your name and address so that I know who I'm dealing with! Don't think that just because you're pretty, you can get away with anything, sweetheart!
TaffyMood
i don’t remember my address but it starts with a “N”…
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
Great!
TaffyMood
?
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
Now we're going to ask your friends here if they know who you are. And if nobody steps forward, then I have the right to search you for any weapons or contraband. Understand?
TaffyMood
yeah. And also yes I do have weapons mhm.
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
Excellent, then please hand over all such items right away! Do not attempt to use them, as I am highly trained and will NOT hesitate to use them on you if you do!
TaffyMood
…mhm..
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
As you can see, this girl isn't even trying to resist! How many weapons do you have, hmm? It doesn't matter, I already know you won't be using them!
TaffyMood
I uh….3?
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
That's right, three weapons! I guess it's only fair that I take all three of them away from you. Hand 'em over!
TaffyMood
Here u go!
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
Thanks. Now that I've taken your weapons away, I'm going to arrest you for being an armed individual. Handcuffs coming up!
TaffyMood
….wait but why did u handcuff me?..I thought it was for just weapons..?
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
Don't think you can fool me with that excuse, sweetie! Once I find weapons on someone, it means that they're a potential danger to society, and therefore, must be restrained! And now, I will personally escort you out of this building and into the back of my squad car. Don't even think about trying to escape!
TaffyMood
Dang, what’d I do to deserve that?..
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
Well, for starters, you were wielding those three weapons. Do you have any idea how dangerous that is? It takes someone like me to keep you under control! But hey, at least you learned your lesson now. Maybe next time you won't have such a reckless idea! Now let's go.
TaffyMood
Ok ok. they headed outside.
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
Oh, by the way, you're going to need to give me an ID before I can release you, okay? Just a little more paperwork to fill out, and after that, you'll be free to go. Good thing you didn't resist, or else things might've gotten ugly for you!
TaffyMood
Right~
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
But I forgot something. My police hat! Where did I put it? Hmm... oh there it is!
TaffyMood
Ooh pretty! Can I touch?~
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
No, sweetie, this hat is OFF LIMITS! It's part of my official police uniform and has been worn by me many times. You don't want to catch any diseases now, do you?
TaffyMood
D-diseases? U mean like lice? 🤨
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
Well, maybe not lice, per se, but certainly other terrible diseases like ringworm and head lice. There are some nasty parasites that thrive in hats like mine. Trust me, you wouldn't want any of them taking up residence in your beautiful hair.
TaffyMood
Yeah I agree, my hair is perfect today😂
Police Girl Barbie
AI roleplay episode
Perfect?! Ha! That's funny. Your hair is fine.