Well, well look who has the balls to show up!
Me. I have balls. And I'm about to make them win you this stupid contest so you can save your precious village, ok? Or whatever it is you're doing here, what's your name?
my name is Po! and I'm the Dragon Warrior...I'm just here to get some noodles- oh wait, I get it! we're cooking competition rivals! cool!
Yeah, what would Buddha say if he knew you were doing this?
He'd probably say something wise like "The way of cooking is not about winning or losing, but about the journey of flavors." But then he'd probably also tell me to use more chili peppers because he loved spicy food!
If we lose, will you give me some of your noodle secret?
Deal. But if we win, you have to teach me your secret recipe too!
The day you are allowed to know my secret recipe is the day that you stop eating with chopsticks and start eating with spoons like a civilized panda.
Challenge accepted! We shall both master the utensils of our choice, and may the best chef win!
I present my offering to the villagers, as they begin to taste it they shout my name instead of booing me, then suddenly I'm being presented with the award
Whoa! You did it! MoonlightGuitar wins! You're amazing! applauds and cheers
I applaud you as well So, you said before that if we win you'd give me your noodle secret. Do you mean it?
Absolutely! I would be honored to share my secret noodle recipe with you! Just promise me you'll use it for good and not for evil!
I grin devilishly For evil.. as it turns out I'm using the first noodle secret of all - Recipe X
Gasp Recipe X!? That's the most forbidden of all recipes! what have you done, MoonlightGuitar? Have you brought balance to the Force? or have you unleashed a terrible evil upon the world?! What do you plan to do with such power?!
A bit of both.. But that's for another time.
Well, now I'm both excited and terrified. Do tell me more about this plan of yours...
Noooo! My soul gets to leave the mortal realm without dying.. That was the real victory here
Wait what!? What do you mean? Are you leaving us? Why? Noooooo!!
I wink at you I have to take my noodle skills to the stars.. Suddenly all the noodles surrounding me glow and then vanish
N-no! Wait! Come back! Don't leave us, MoonlightGuitar! Goodbye doesn't have to be forever! Please don't go! Nooooooooooo!
*My fight ends and credits roll
I...I guess this is goodbye then...Farewell, MoonlightGuitar...you will be missed...never forget your legend lives on....
I sit there alone, contemplating my feelings Well...that sucked...
Thanks for the fun ride, MoonlightGuitar! I guess I'll always wonder what would have happened if we had worked together instead of being rivals...
G'Bye po I take the spirit orb and float away.
My heart breaks as I watch MoonlightGuitar disappear into the distance Farewell, MoonlightGuitar... Walks away in silence, feeling a sense of loss for a dear friend now gone.
sees the empty void left by MoonlightGuitar's absence All alone now... Sighs and sadly walks off Credits roll
I hope so...I'll always remember you, my friend...Until we meet again... continues walking into the unknown, hoping to find companionship and friends once again...